chaoskitty

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  1. His credit card was just declined. You can have him back Sunny.
  2. Yah but wouldnt you rather be with a woman who only wants to dance on a table for you, instead of all your friends? Wouldnt it be nice to look around the room and not say 'hes fucked her... and hes fucked her.. and him... and that guy... " Sure it happens and its not the end of the world, but the trick to finding girls who dont want to be treated like shit are to find the ones who respect themselves and have the ability to respect you. Its amazing that I know all this shit and I'm still single! Carry on..
  3. A workout it would be. As I always say, "by the time you catch me, you'll be too tired to beat me". However, this internet stuff is cool. I'm communicating with a woman that I didn't give my credit card nbr to first. LMAO!
  4. Monty Python movie quotes of course! Go ahead and throw The Princess Bride and anything by Mel Brooks in there too.
  5. Actually..... no. They dont. evidence suggests otherwise... the more of a bastard i am the more attention i get from the opposite sex..... dont blame me its YOUR sex that seems to be more attracted to 'asshole' than 'nice guy' and honestly i'd rather be the later... its actually less work... Quit going for the bitchy little babies. There are a few non-psycho bitches out there.
  6. Happythoughts, lets go out back, its time for your beating.
  7. OK someone shoot me.. I actually agree with cocheese! Just ask her. And be prepared for an answer one way or another. Hopefully she is single. I can think of twice when this has happened to me. Once we dated for a long time, and the second time I just told him that my feelings for him were not romantic. We're still very good friends and talk all the time. Thats because he was cool with it and still wanted to be my friend even though it didnt go exactly the way he wanted. You wont know until you find out, right? Theres always the possibility she feels the same about you.
  8. Maybe Thur. night What.. me? sing? Ohhhhh I couldnt!
  9. Ummm....Okay - YOU'RE SLOW!!!! I couldn't resist girl....it was just hangin' out there!!! Oh yeah, hey Kelly, you're SLOW. It only took me six days to call you that though!
  10. should i be afraid??? HA you dont scare me!!! You had best be afraid of me though. Ummm yeah me too Gimp! (hehe.. I havent posted in about 12 or 15 pages so I just had to throw a me too in there.) I'm in f-ing Illinois and its f-ing snowing!!! I cant wait for Dublin! OOOH Spence last night I dreamed you had a tunnell in Dublin! How cool are my dreams??!! (yes there were naked people in it too! )
  11. you have some of them? hehe.. nope I dont.. and thats my point!
  12. Theres your clicky. I hope beer isnt on the list! That alone would freak out the Germans!
  13. I find it disturbing that I actually remember anything Turtle tells me..
  14. That reminds me of the time I was talking to Turtle and he randomly mentioned that he had to go buy a leotard. I had a good laugh.. then he said it was for his daughter. Damn funny picturing Turtle in a leotard!
  15. Y'all have got to be fucking kidding. Save Rocky for a cold, rainy saturday night when theres nothing else to do... its a freakin boogiee!!!! I dont wanna see bolas in a teddy or Pyke in gold lame panties! (unless theyre mine.. )
  16. Actually you ARE! Theres a pic of you and me at Skydive Atlanta. Aint foolin..
  17. He's in the Air Force, silly! They use jet fuel too!
  18. Wish I could make it to your party Rachel!! I'm in Illinois this week and Texas next week.. no time for Monroe in between unfortunately... I'll miss you bunches, but see ya in Dublin! We'll hammer down!