chaoskitty

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  1. Are you sure she didn't owe you money for something and though she'd pay you back this way? Thats really strange for THAT much money to be put on your account as a gift. Unless she owed you that money, keeping it is not the right thing to do.
  2. Moving day is the 27th and I'll be there til Friday. yay! I have to work out of town the weekend of the 30th and the following week. That part isnt going to change just yet.
  3. Girl.. dont tease me.. I'm only 4 hours away..
  4. SWEET!! LMAO.. Lany you are my hero!
  5. Yeah, that I look like my avatar. Lionel Ritchie, that's me. Just ask chaoskitty Excuse me, stewardess... I SPEAK JIVE Yeah he does.. "clicky"
  6. What??? This is silly. The real reason whuffo women arent attracted to skydiving men is because they think its a really expensive sport, which means that their guy wilil have no money left to spend on them. The only women I can think of who really arent like that.. are skydivers. Me.. Kelly.. Julia.. Mar.. and we all embrace your idiocy. But skydiving women have it worse. We have no choice but to date smelly skydiving boys, because whuffo boys are scared of girls who jump out of planes. It threatens their masculinity.
  7. Well its a good thing that you already made up your mind, because I dont have a home drop zone to convince you to visit. Thats not to say I have nowhere to jump.. it just varies from week to week. Skydive Alabama has been my favorite lately.
  8. Sabre2 150 would be a MUCH safer choice, and still a canopy you will love to fly for several hundred jumps. Please forget about the Stilletto 120.
  9. My margaritas are way better than Martha Stewarts.. Yeah you really do look like jim carrey in that pic.
  10. You should be already.. the Wings harness and container system is so comfortable, you don't even need a jumpsuit when you jump it.. Well THERE! Thats why I've never done a naked jump. I dont have a Wings.
  11. Oh yeah... guys love the big twins.
  12. Ya know.. they have these things called PM's where you can make plans with your friends in private and not for the prison lurkers to see.
  13. Oh the torture!! Not only were the speedo's super sexy.. but I think what did it for me was the black socks and sandals... woooowooooo!!! Sexy mens!
  14. K so what else did you get??
  15. Oh sweet.. so I dont have to read on DZ.com anymore.. I'll just ask you! I should get more work done this way!
  16. *nickelodian voice* diiiiieeeee heeeard THAT! hehee.. he's gotta look straight UP to call you that though!
  17. Then you should have one of your friends throw you a "Happily Ever After" shower. Make it known you're not getting married but still want to celebrate your life with your friends. I'd do it!
  18. Yah.. and every time a hurricane comes in to the gulf, all the crap blows up in to Alabama, GA, and TN and screws all of us too! I guess we need the rain though.
  19. hehee.. okay so fool everyone in to thinking youre getting married.. have the showers.. and instead of a wedding, just have a big party and say you forgot to invite the minister! But thanks for the gifts! Enjoy the champagne!
  20. Well.. good luck! Try not to screw up again.. though she'll probably spank you anyway.
  21. I was just talking to a co-worker about this yesterday. Every time someone gets married, engaged, or has a baby, an envelope gets passed around with everyones name on it so you can cross it off when you've had it. If its someone I work with, I'll throw in, but sorry Bobby Sue on the eighth floor.. you got married 2 years ago for the second time, why should I chip in for the third. One of the bonuses for being on the road most of the time.. I miss all of the cake and ice cream.