chaoskitty

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  1. Wow, you must know my ex..either that or you're on my ass because I suck at trivia
  2. Yeah but does it have the cool little spout thing like mine does? I can't be expected to make top shelf Kitty Crack Margaritas with sub-par appliances!
  3. Do you have a blender?
  4. .. and he was so upset, he went on a full-fledged bender. See.. theres always a way to blame it on you!
  5. Can anyone else actually picture Douva doing that cheer?
  6. And this is different from yesterday, how??
  7. Yeah its my military blood. Can't help it. Still have Texas blood though. Hell.. my Texas Blood is portrayed in a painting hanging in the foyer of the State Captial... sitting to the right of General Sam Houston. Deaf Smith was my great great Grandmother's Uncle.
  8. Good stuff, Dave! I'm way overdue for a trip home.
  9. If it looks too good to be true, it probably is. Don't be a wiseacre. When you're out with your hunny and your nose feels runny you might think its kind of funny but its snot. Can't leave out Grandad: J'do good? You dont have to drive the speed limit when you're just pookilatin around. Eat your veggies or you'll die of the scurvey.
  10. Thats insane, Ian! There has to be a reasonable deal out there, keep looking.
  11. Roaming DZ Oklahoma boogie?? hah! Just kidding. Hurry up and get home, your lisciousness!
  12. Hehehe.. I had no doubt you'd hear it!
  13. Right on! I use the costco brand called AllerClear. I am pretty sure its the same as Claritin. Works great!
  14. What Wolves? She should have said wolves and turtles! ..and monkeys, cocheeses, etc.. You called? SEE?? Hey I was hanging out with your girlfriend last night! Jealous???
  15. What Wolves? She should have said wolves and turtles! ..and monkeys, cocheeses, etc..
  16. Why? So we can be eaten by the wolves? No WAY am I going to talk about my sex drive around here!
  17. Was he wearing a white coat with Dr. Seymour Bush embroidered on it? Cause I've seen that guy at a halloween party but I don't think I fell for it. oh wait..
  18. Some couples use lube... they use superglue..
  19. Of course!! You guys feel like it all of the time.. so we may as well go by our schedule.
  20. I dunno.. she looks pretty high maintenance. I cant see her making a ten minute call. But yah I'm sure shes hot in the sack! When SHE feels like it..