chaoskitty

Hi Lany. I'd like to have one more beer with her, too.

Oh, Brian. Thats it. I've been holding up pretty well after this weekend, but I'm going to go lose it now.

A good friend of mine lost her husband a couple of years ago. Shes doing remarkably well now.. but every so often she still goes through some emotional times. All she wants is to let her cry, give her a good, long hug, and for you to say "I know, it sucks". I can't tell you how many times we've cried together. It helps her to know shes not the only one missing him. Whatever you do, don't say "I'm here for you".. unless you are. None of this "call me if you need me" stuff..

Beach boogie on Saturday... Iwan took photos of me sit flying with the shoreline going straight between my legs. I looked at that photo on Saturday and told him to show it to Shannon and tell her I had "sand in my vagina".

Its a big world. We are small. We were blessed to have her. I think God is picking out his freefly team again. Shannon... you are loved, you are missed, and you will never be forgotten. Fly with us always.

Yo.. just had a call from a confused little jumper friend of ours (cough*Tom Hayden*cough) who thought this event was going to be JUNE 1. NOOOOO! its JULY 1. SDA's anniversary boogie is going to be June 3-4, but our 30 jump DAY is JULY 1. Ok now that we've got that straight, we're going to need at least 42 jumpers making at least 8 jumps each to accomplish our goal. So pretty please! Come to Skydive Atlanta on July 1 and JUMP JUMP JUMP!!! And if you can't make it, please tell your friends to come out. It will be BIG FUN!!

Awesome! Now I can justify sleeping ten hours per night!

Heres a Great Tit!

Kitty's revision: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed (who cares.. just going to mess it up again soon anyway!) You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (+20) The beer is Shiner Bock (+50) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by her side the entire party (-1) (you dont own me, go mingle) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (+2) Named Tina (-0) (I can still see you) Tina is a dancer (-0) (good for Tina) Tina has silicon implants (-0) (they still wouldnt compare to mine) HER BIRTHDAY You take her out to dinner (+5) Everything below depends on what season it is and who is playing. My birthday is during baseball season and not the World Series.. so I'll leave the point spread alone. You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1) Okay, it's a sports bar (-2) And it's all-you-can-eat night(-3) It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10) A NIGHT OUT You take her to a movie (+2) You take her to a movie she likes (+4) You take her to a movie you hate (+6) You take her to a movie you like (-2) It's called 'DeathCop' (-3) You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15) huh?? YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15) You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10) You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30) You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8,000) hahahaa!!

you sure you are alive? i got 78 52 BPM. A lower resting heart rate is healthier than a higher one.

You'll wear scrubs. Mainly because youre going to get shit on, barfed on, bloody, and theyre easy to change. But yah you dont have to get the ugly ones. Every time I see a nurse in one of those outfits, I have to keep myself from looking at her like shes a dumbass.

Hate to burst your bubbles, but THIS is what nurses typically wear. If I ever see Kelly with some lame rainbows/lollipops getup, I'll have to order her to kick her own ass. (And if she goes to work in one of my hosptials, I'll have that authority! haha!)

That is SO TITS! Way to go Kelly!! Why didnt you tell me when I was talking to you earlier?

HA HA!

Because it has nothing to do with the issue at hand. The fact that YOU brought it up just gives us more material to work with. Your level of ignorance is quite entertaining!

Wow.. my upstairs neighbor stomps around all the time. It never occured to me that he might be gay.

Miranda, thank you so much! Miss you guys!!

Congratulations! My father is a retired officer, so I was raised in the Air Force. Its a pretty good life.

Ahhh that sucks Elliot! Hurry home!

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Wohooo! Its in writing now so its official! I actually have one packer lined up but 30 is a lot of packjobs so if I could have a "relief" packer.. that would be great! I've also got goofyjumper's rig lined up as my second, so I'm set. Ok so everyone get out to SDA and jump with us July 1! Hippie and I are not going to make every jump together, we want to jump with you too! But most importantly we need to keep the plane turning and hot fueling all day! And yes, please :) Birthday pressies go to our SDA accounts in the names of Kristina Rudy and John Rogers. ..and the party will be ON!!

What is that? My mom likes Branston Pickle.

You dont have to bring me any penguins this time.. I found them at the World Market down the street.

I'll help you get your freak on. Well then! I'll see ya in about 20 minutes. But I dont think I'm wearing the right shoes...