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The only real way to do anything is the old fashioned way, you just walk up and say hi. Online dating is a tragedy, like Forest would say, "you never know wha cher gonna get..."

Big mistake if you ever plan on getting rid of it.

How do ya like it Johnny???? I love this ground rush shit...

Ofcourse, this is Eloy, and I have about a ton of complements on that. The last jump, they said there is no room for improvement because it was textbook and I did it perfectly, especially the arch. This, with the exception that they keep saying that Im trying to "muscle" my way into it, so they keep saying relax, take it easy, dont get hyper. Got a good "arm shaking" on the last one.

Skymama is never rude...she was only giving you a warning...trying to show you the way so to speak. Sometimes it is better to listen because when people are yelling no one ever hears anything. Don't do it for me...do it for you! With and thank you...please be sincere in your PM to Skymama. She helps in keeping this place civil, and we value her more than I can express. Okay okay, point taken, I apologized. Ill probably be in the class all day on Sat (second time at another DZ) so Ill catch up with you Sun., will probably be doing multiple jumps that day. Something keeps making me think Im going surfing this month, I dont know what makes me keep thinking that. Gonna be shelling it out man.

lol.sometimes i wonder again if your for real or just trolling dude once your out the plane air is air, what difference does it make how you exit?? half (sometimes) the fun is throwing silly formations out of the door. have you seen a tube yet? 3 (or more) people roll out hanging on to each others feet! its a really wild ride...spinning head downs, hang from the tail of the van, akido roll out the tail gate, simple cannon ball..its all good I still dont know what "trolling" is, but if you think Im kidding around about this, I can tell you Im dead serious. I just cant see myself diving out head first, shit man thats scary. I just dont know whether I can do it or not. Theres a big difference in exiting stable and exiting like that!

Well, she was rude, but okay Ill do that for you. And two cases...um, with or without caffiene?

Would you please tell me how to do that? Right, doing it to myself, now how in the hell do I undo it? And how in the hell am I going to convince myself to go out head first. Thats dangerous, you can get killed, Im gonna be flipping around all over the place, something is going to happen. I can do the swiing outs okay, whats wrong with just doing that? I dont like what theyre trying to talk me in to. They say its no big deal, but theyre just saying that do get me to do it.

really funny...

lol..rotfcmeo... no the porno pixie cant swim at all...lol should we place bets on the race??lol... Now where do you think all the bets are going to end up? A chick thats on a skydiving team vs a whuffo with a weak stomach when it comes to skydiving? I wonder how many want to place thier bets against her, any volunteers??? Dude, youre not talking to a skydiver here, the time they tell me I have to go out the door head first may be the stopping point. I made a few jumps and learn about it just out of interest. I can tell you its something Im not cut out for, like I said, I have a weak stomach. Im in the process of seeing how far I can go, but I dont think thats gonna be too far.

Bwahahahahahahahaha! What the hell was that??? Better stay away from those green burritos. Ok, fine, don't listen to me. Go ahead and mess with Betsy then, I don't care. I'll eagerly wait for the results. Whos messin' with her? Okay, so I did a little, but just a little. With all the complements I gave her, she should let it go without retribution. BB - dont forget the complements, cause I know with you, paybacks gonna be a bitch no doubt. One little tandem joke, big deal, what about the complements??? A six pack? Case???

Thats amazing! And you can see that all the way from Florida? Youll have to teach me how to do that sometime. Stick to whats happening in Florida cause believe me when I say youre a long, long ways off.

Yea, something tells me next time I want to go tandem, theyre going to go get her. But just a word of advise, it isnt a advisable, because I WILL go find the nearest green burrito before going up, and I DO have a weak stomach. Nuff said.

Better than a very good swimmer...but I'll keep to the skies. You can do the surfin' dude....I wouldn't wear the speedo tho Yea, well, you may catch me in the sky, but youll never catch me in the water. And by the way, it helps to wear something under a wetsuit. Now you see how I always get my ass in trouble? I gotta go saying something fresh with the wrong chick, and now Im gonna be hunted down next time I go to Eloy. I need to stick to the quiet, no action type for that. Shhhit, me and my big mouth, I just had to say something.

Bwahhhhhhhh....the pixie has a far reach....bwahhhhh Uh huh, well you either better either have your own surfboard or be a very good swimmer! Now what tells me she's probably a surfer too.

I for once am lost for words..... Ladies and gentlemen....its payback time!!! If youre not looking for me on the beach, youre not looking hard enough!

Just messin' with you. It always goes as far as I can take it! Something tells me theres gonna be retribution for that. Hmm, next weekend might be a good time for Cal...

Compete? Bwahhhhhhhh When ya get to be as old as I am....you can do just about anything you want As to naked jumps... No way dude...bad visual...I don't do them but hey....be my guest. Under the jumpsuit, I meant. Theyve got enough spectators around there as it is!

Compete? Bwahhhhhhhh When ya get to be as old as I am....you can do just about anything you want "Old"? Get serious, Ive seen you a couple of times now. Nice figure!

Wowza..good way to make friends eh? Insult them by calling them crazy...LOL guess I'm just um an unedumacated crazy skydiver living on the outskirts of reality...Oh yeah I am ! Yeah babay Yeah! No man, wasnt calling you crazy, Im calling me crazy. Not that I would want to compete with you though! Ha ha. We should leave the speedos behind and go tandem sometime!!! (just kidding)

[replyYou should try jumping in a speedo sometime, wear it under the jumpsuit. Actually...I already do Who would ever know being crazy is this much fun. Well, got to get back into the boring world of sanity so I can actually get some work done this week.

[Um no I am already on one of the Arizona Teams

Bwahhhhhhhh and Jess's line forms to the right.....oh and here is a pic of the "Russian Beauty" Her name is Alana and she flies with Wild Wind. Oh, so thats her name. We were sitting next to her on the plane, so next time Ill just say: Alana...Stolichnaya!!! Then maybe Ill have a date with a Russian chick? Ha ha. Bring lots of Stolichnaya, comrade. Better start brushing up on my Russian...

QuoteQuoteJust note that when I am training I generally suffer from tunnel vision Sounds like youre pumping too much adrenaline, wow. Are you trying out for their skydiving team? They were in the plane both times we jumped, and man are those guys intense, holy shit. It was really cool to be jumping out with a skydiving team, unforgettable. I dont know if you saw it, but one of them rammed into anothers' parachute on landing, you could hear the "BOOM", nobody hurt, but bad entanglement. Those people dont bullshit do they? They must have jumped 50 times by my second one. Well with 40 some German's in speedos and the Brits...I generally don't pay attention. Um kinds like one of those things I see right through.... As for the suit...purdy ain't it? No, no, no, its not what you think. I always wear a speedo going swimming because its easier to dry off. I was wearing it under the jumpsuit that day, felt kind of good. I noticed a lot of half dressed Germans there too, I need to get my ass in that kind of shape and have about one week to do it before Cal. Now they were trying to pick up American chicks, no doubt. Wonder if they had any success. Then there was the Russian 4-way team that went up with us on the second run. TBH those are heavy training days and although I would love to play your game, I am afraid my focus will be elsewhere. I could just ask at the school I would much prefer you just walk up and say hello. I don't bite, unless asked to Yea, I can see its pretty demanding. I dont know if youre trying out for a team or not, but if you are, good luck! I like making a game out of everything, but Ill just say hi. You can ask Greg who I am, my name's Chris, or "the guy who doesnt like hard rip cord pulls", he'll definitely know who youre talking about. Talk to you later!

Haha, yep, and I'm coming back. You better start working out more so you can be ready for me. Actually, I better start working out more, because I think Cal is ready for me. Ready to crush me out of existance, that is. Too bad Im not ready for it.