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Costello Wants to buy a Computer from Abbott ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend office with windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W." COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One. COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need! ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: If its a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3& 4. Can I watch them? ABBOTT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great, with what? ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOTT: You click the blue "1." COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOTT: The blue "1." COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w? ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"! ABBOTT: No, just one. but its the most popular Word in the world. COSTELLO: It is? ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It Pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there. COSTELLO: And that word is real one? ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even Part of Office. COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping you have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (LATER) COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?? ABBOTT: Click on "START"..........

Mine is fine.(insurance policy that is) I just had Basal Cell skin cancer removed from my face 3 weeks ago,,just a small scar left..Co-pay was $15..about $45 total to remove(3 trips) My liver enzymes are extremeley high..Dr. is watching it and consulting my whiskey drinking7 months no cigs! Looks like I gonna be in better shape before I get real old with even more health issues to look forward to!haha

...Really strong heart, good blood pressure and a sexy smile. Was that during the prostate exam?

There's no place like home.. Glad I got to spend some time with ya at Perris. Keep in touch! Gary Calhoun

Have you heard of smoreplay? That's what smores do before they smuck.

Howdy! Just wanted to bring this back-up.. I will not be taking ASL2 this semester.. Due to I decided to work more often part time job, because I want to get my own place,Apt,etc. HOWEVER, I have all my books, video from class, plus extra resources. So, to all who know me at Perris Valley (that means you RICHARD if your here, or anyone knows his email??) Actually I feel I may study more thane my 2.5 hr weekly classes!

I grew up in Valley Station. 25mi from Ft Knox Otter Creek Park was favorite place to go a teenager with friends! Just down the road on Dixie Highway. Use to go to Patton museum, as well.

What can I say?

I love those things! I actually have a video of some that move!

Say" isn't that the same night Clay Aiken (spelling?) The American Idol winner is playing?

My ultimate favorite to NOT sing along Manfred Mann (?) " I was blinded by the light, wrapped up like -----."

I have 20 years of education.. yep I went to the 10 grade twice! electronic technician (2 yr school RETS Elecronc school) (former companies..Fairchild/Xincom..out of buisness..memory chip testers, Practical Peripherals (modems) out of buisness, Wordplex (wordprocessors..moved out of country, then out of buisness, PowerONE DC Power Supplies), Schlumberge ATE Equipment. I believe all the above plays part in education. Present a QA Tester for Harbor Freight Tools (most versatile interesting job EVER I HAD) beat the sh*t out of a bench tech! ..but deliver pizza PT for the exra dough har har

You will need to buy these items: mask, fin, booties, snorkel, knife, compass, dive watch, gear bag. The BC, Tank, Regualtor should be supplied with class. backup knife and hood, maybe as well, later on.

I never new there was such a thing! I played the first one this past weekend: 1. Havana Tres 2. Santiago Cuatro 3. Gonzales Requento 4. Bravo Baja Sexto 5. Zapato Reuento #1 is a 3 string gutiar (except 2each like a 12-string) (G - C- E) Their from Lone Star Guitars Anyone know of any specific song or music these are played in?

Work partime pizza delivery job (RoundTable) 6-8:00 (always ends up later) Then go to 24 hr fitness, work on arms, maybe play basketball or swim till my arms get tired! Then home play guitar for an hour or so.

Others answered your question. Just wanted to add.. I was student when Jeff, Sherry, Shelley(?) was running the school. Jeff signed me off AFF. I started as S/L, the ASL, then A3F, then finally AFF. Steve Mack was manager, then came Don Balch. Were your there at that time.1985, 86?

HopNpops..I believe that was my suggestion to your "what would you do post" I'll be doing lots come Mem weekend.. I hope my accuracy get good! That what I'm gonna start playing around with..

Haven't had one since Nov. 2003, 2 days before Thanksgiving. I was so sick in bed for 5 days, when I got up I was 5 days smoke free already. While I was sick, I knew I was gonna quit then.

Thanks you, but no thanks. My point was to earn them by doing raising the amount required. Even, tho that's not what it was all about!

Just some thoughts, I wanted to post. I did a 6 mile walk last week in Simi Valley, Ca. Between myself and 2 others a $55 donation was turned in. While I was there I found out that the T-shirts were incentive items and $200 minumum donation required. So, now when I see those T-shirts I know that these people must have put alot of effort into getting these items.. I like stuff like that! Anyways, I didn't get one.There must have been 100-200 people there at least, and I must have been the only one walking without one! Next time, I'm going for the workout suit!!

Was it a "COLE man-stove"? get it? har har

Ahh..didn't know that.. Of course then..sorry to ask. I'm having surgery in June..have to stay put for 2 weeks. to avoid infection. Later. Gary Calhoun

Nope..I wouldn't waste my vacation time. I was already on a tv show in "91" Love Connection. had to use 3 days vacation just for that..

Why can't you jump, tho? You mean you can't stay current even for c-license? Just curious. BTW, my younger brother is a Dr., i'm somewhat familiar with study time..but to NOT be able to jump at all?

At first I thought it'll be a good show with the kids. BUT, at the end when the Father & son refused to say goodbye and/or congratulate the winners, was a very bad display of losing on the dad's part. Anyone else catch the show.. I usually don't watch it regularly..it's more stomach factor than 'fear'.