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That or a good ass-whoopin, which ever make you feel better. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

***I think it's because everyone is jealous of my mad driving skillz*** Either that or they want to try and see who just ran them off the road. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

They will never be done here. Nothing ever seems to get worked on here. A lot of equipment out there but no work. By the time it's done I hopefully will be gone. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

I have 50 pounds of crawfish in my car-dinner Saturday night is gonna be goooood!!! *** Are they going to survive until saturday in your trunk? I was just at a boil 2 weeks ago and we went through 300lbs. I hate to even know how much he spent on that. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

Thank god I work nights so I dont have to deal with most of the traffic mess here. Dont know how I could handle a 1 hour 8 mile commute everyday. Edit for spelling If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

I have read it twice now and still dont get it. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

At least things move in Houston. Try moving to this shithole. I-10 ans I-12 are a parking lot everyday! If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

If there is that much tale runningaround that place I need to check it out. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

The same system some people want the government to have. Our health care. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

What ever happened to him? Did he get banned for life? If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

I'm sure you could come up wit something there. There are usually people crashed out all over. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

Damn! Is it July yet? I really need this vacation. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

I was just there last week. I would have loved to kicked your ass up at Dave & Busters at the arcade. Let me know if you ever get down to BTR. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

This was posted a few years ago about hurricanes that I thought was a riot to read. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. ***Living in Florida We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Atlantic Ocean and making two basic meteorological points. (1) There is no need to panic. (2) We could all be killed. Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in Florida. If you're new to the area, you're probably wondering what you need to do to prepare for the possibility that we'll get hit by "the big one." Based on our experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple three-step hurricane preparedness plan: STEP 1: Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least three days. STEP 2: Put these supplies into your car. STEP 3: Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Halloween. Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not follow this sensible plan. Most people will foolishly stay here in Florida. We'll start with one of the most important hurricane preparedness items: HOMEOWNERS' INSURANCE: If you own a home, you must have hurricane insurance. Fortunately, this insurance is cheap and easy to get, as long as your home meets two basic requirements: (1) It is reasonably well-built, and (2) It is located in Nebraska. Unfortunately, if your home is located in Florida, or any other area that might actually be hit by a hurricane, most insurance companies would prefer not to sell you hurricane insurance, because then they might be required to pay YOU money, and that is certainly not why they got into the insurance business in the first place. So you'll have to scrounge around for an insurance company, which will charge you an annual premium roughly equal to the replacement value of your house. At any moment, this company can drop you like used dental floss. Since Hurricane George, I have had an estimated 27 different home-insurance companies. This week, I'm covered by the Bob and Big Stan Insurance Company, under a policy which states that, in addition to my premium, Bob and Big Stan are entitled, on demand, to my kidneys. SHUTTERS: Your house should have hurricane shutters on all the windows, all the doors, and -- if it's a major hurricane -- all the toilets. There are several types of shutters, with advantages and disadvantages: Plywood shutters: The advantage is that, because you make them yourself, they're cheap. The disadvantage is that, because you make them yourself, they will fall off. Sheet-metal shutters: The advantage is that these work well, once you get them all up. The disadvantage is that once you get them all up, your hands will be useless bleeding stumps, and it will be December. Roll-down shutters: The advantages are that they're very easy to use, and will definitely protect your house. The disadvantage is that you will have to sell your house to pay for them. Hurricane-proof windows: These are the newest wrinkle in hurricane protection: They look like ordinary windows, but they can withstand hurricane winds! You can be sure of this, because the salesman says so. He lives in Nebraska. Hurricane Proofing your property: As the hurricane approaches, check your yard for movable objects like barbecue grills, planters, patio furniture, visiting relatives, etc... You should, as a precaution, throw these items into your swimming pool (if you don't have a swimming pool, you should have one built immediately). Otherwise, the hurricane winds will turn these objects into deadly missiles. EVACUATION ROUTE: If you live in a low-lying area, you should have an evacuation route planned out. (To determine whether you live in a low-lying area, look at your driver's license; if it says "Florida," you live in a low-lying area). The purpose of having an evacuation route is to avoid being trapped in your home when a major storm hits. Instead, you will be trapped in a gigantic traffic jam several miles from your home, along with two hundred thousand other evacuees. So, as a bonus, you will not be lonely. HURRICANE SUPPLIES: If you don't evacuate, you will need a mess of supplies. Do not buy them now! Florida tradition requires that you wait until the last possible minute, then go to the supermarket and get into vicious fights with strangers over who gets the last can of SPAM. In addition to food and water, you will need the following supplies: 23 flashlights. At least $167 worth of batteries that turn out, when the power goes off, to be the wrong size for the flashlights. Bleach. (No, I don't know what the bleach is for. NOBODY knows what the bleach is for, but it's traditional, so GET some!) 55 gallon drum of underarm deodorant. A big knife that you can strap to your leg. (This will be useless in a hurricane, but it looks cool.) A large quantity of raw chicken, to placate the alligators. (Ask anybody who went through Andrew; after the hurricane, there WILL be irate alligators.) $35,000 in cash or diamonds so that, after the hurricane passes, you can buy a generator from a man with no discernible teeth. Of course these are just basic precautions. As the hurricane draws near, it is vitally important that you keep abreast of the situation by turning on your television and watching TV reporters in rain slickers stand right next to the ocean and tell you over and over how vitally important it is for everybody to stay away from the ocean. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

Rambo wannabe? So what do you call the people who were trying to rob him at gunpoint. Innocent bystander? If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

How do you know they were not? Kinves and guns in your face might be a good indication that they are not there for coffee and a danish. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

Yeah, cause you want to stab somebody just to wound them. Same goes for the cops. Who are they to no shoot to wound. Should a cop be charged with murder in self defence also? This guy was defending himself, what more do you want from him? If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

I'll respond since someone decided to slam you instead. I think you need to cut the ties. You will lose a friend out of it. But from the sounds of it someone who steals your meds instead of helping you when your in need is no friend. I have lost a friend because he couldnt lay off the dope but I am better off without him and he has hit rock bottom. Make a decision that you think is right and go with it. Best of luck to you. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

I second that one. The man up stairs I think has a really sick sense of humor sometimes. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

I feel the same way right now. This was a bad weekend. It hurts when anybody passes but it's even worse when you know who it was. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

I used to drive OTR but I after I went back to college and what not I dont drive anymore. I miss it a lot sometimes. I dont miss the lot lizards or the trash that you see on the raod but I miss seeing a lot of different DZ's and going to a bunch of boogies. I always had my gear with me. I loved hauling produce out of Florida back to Michigan in the winter. Nice sun and great jumps. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

I had the pleasure of meeting Shannon this year and she was a joy. I am soo shocked by this. I have lost some friends along the way but I have said it before but it never get easier. Sitting here at work at 1 in the morning and I cannot get my head in the game. She will be missed dearly and my thoughts and prayers to her family and close friends. I'll see you again on your side when I get there Shannon. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

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Try the Best Western in Angleton. I got room for $58 a night If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

Good luck with that one. Thats about as useful as threatening the DMV lady. They dont give a damn. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!