skybytch

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  1. I live in California and it's fucking freezing.
  2. Oh yeah, he does have an 84, that's perfect!
  3. Damn kids these days want money for everything. I haz the interwebs, don't need to pay for what I can relearn here free. Arch look reach pull don't forget to flare, like riding a bike, right?
  4. Thanks for the reminder. We still have a Bat Rak and a PC10 so I can get POV. Maybe I'll stick the still camera on there too. That'll be sick.
  5. Last jump 2019. My main is too big for me now. Hubby only has Velos. Will I be okay on his 97? Oh, and my reserve is 30 years old, and I don't have an AAD. Do I have to do the whole ground training and jump with a coach thing? I was an AFFI, I really am that good.
  6. Drove two hours to pick up my parents, then drove 5 hours with them to my son and DILs place. Spent Tuesday and Wednesday there, then drove back. Other than having to deal with two 80+ year olds with multiple mobility issues and significant cognitive problems while on the road, it was awesome. Got thoroughly plowed with my kid. Gave them a Garmin In Reach so he has a way to get help if needed when he's working on the back 500 acres. They got me the dji mic set that I've been drooling over (improved audio quality won't help my YouTube channel view counts, but hey, at least I will hear the difference). Dad was stoked with his 2 lb box of Sees candy. Played some Cards against Humanity (the Hot Box expansion is hilariously wrong). And holy shit did we eat good.
  7. No need. I gave up the green hammer decades ago. I'm harmless now.
  8. Not sure I remember how. I used to think I was funnier than I do now.
  9. What do you see, Turtles Peed? And why did you choose that as a username? So weird. 12
  10. I'm retired. I got nuthin else to do. 16
  11. I got so many threads locked. But only cuz I had the magic green key there for a bit. 17
  12. skybytch

    Deuce Matters

    I really really miss his advice sometimes. Deuce STILL matters. Always will.
  13. Of course it will. Just lengthen the closing loop and you can make anything fit. 20
  14. I know them, they can handle it. Besides they might enjoy handing out last minute bans all around. 22
  15. I was thinking an all day, all over the forums shitposting extravaganza. 23