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Of course no animal/pet post would be complete without; "And they taste just like chicken". “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

WTF? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Not really I was just being a nosy jerk sorry about that. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Sounds like a story here, care to let the rest of us in on it? How do you feel about that?. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

She looks like a sweetheart. You will get out of her what you put into her. (DUH) Be prepared for all sorts of Q-Tip, "Tie a string on her tail and call her a Tampon" jokes. Several years ago I went to a friends house for a party while her parents and grandmother were away for the weekend. Shannon had just bathed, dried and put a pink bow in her grandmas' Bichon. I got to the party and the dog was on the landing going upstairs and very uncomfortable with all these drunk skydivers in the house. Barking her fool head off. I asked Shannon if I could try to coax the dog into relaxing for a bit by giving it a treat. She said "Good luck, she only listens to Grandma". Took a little piece of salami and sat on the bottom step for a while and talked softly to the dog for a few minutes. Took about a half hour for me to work my way up the steps to the dog. After the treat and about another half hour of petting and talking we were the best of friends. As I was picking the dog up to introduce her to my friends, "Sha-Nay-Nay"; well into her cups, comes running out because the dog stopped barking. After awhile the dog was really having a good time under the table and being petted by people and such. Now for one of those priceless points in time that I'll never forget. "Sha-Nay-Nay" tips over a beer on the table, slurs "I'd better clean that up, the folks will be home on Monday" and lurches toward the sink for a towel. A friend of mine with a devilish twinkle in his eye says, "It's okay, I've got it". I knew it the second I seen his eyes so I just watched the show. He leaned over and ever so gently picked up the dog under the belly and brought her up to the table turning her over and wiping up the spilled beer in one smooth motion. The dog was laughing with the rest of us as Shannon just fucking freaks out, laughing and pissed at the same time. I laughed so damn hard until my diaphragm hurt and I thought i'd hurl and then laughed some more. Like I said it was one of those PRICELESS moments. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Sorry for the highjack. I just couldn't help myself. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

You don't have drive-through DMV's down there? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

We got a Lisa K at SDC. Don't know if she posts here though. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Were you a little sore the next morning? I know I was. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Can you post a picture of your new panties? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

If your jizz resembles that, SEE A DOCTOR. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Deadlines do have a way of focusing your efforts. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

I'll be right over as long as you sit on it to keep it warm. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Ever tried Tequila? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

I know but I'm not going to tell. Heh, heh. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Didn't somebody write a song about this? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Hey, give her some slack. It's a step up from passing out on the lawn before she finds her trailer. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

No need. She's doing a great job all by herself. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

I sorta questioned that title myself. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

If you really want to hurl, just Google Starchild. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Didn't recognize you with your clothes on. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

IMO, yes. Contact Sunpath and send them these photos. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Also depends if the old stuff smells like mice piss or is damp or broken down. Your call. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

It's a Bud-Litekini. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Along with the apology. "Did I just do that? I'm sorry, It's just a reflex." “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)