DaGimp

you may love Rose....but Rose love me....Mar was sooo surprised at Rantoul how much rose accepted me "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

oh i know you anyway....if its cold enough your gona drag my ass into your bed anyway so i can keep you warm "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

i like that subtile idea better then "come on guys." "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

i'll send you some footage of me in Z-hills that way i can make the video "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

"DaGimp, cameraman/freeflyer/birdman, looking for warm body...i mean place to stay over thankgiving weekend." i know it sounds like a joke but its in all seriousness...think it will be to cold to tent it and dont really want to pay for a hotel......wonder if the foxes team room is available? "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

ok "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

and get a heated water bowl for rose "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

Bets it sounds like its gona be a blast, unfort i can not attend, money situation has left me with a cheaper holiday option of Z-hills. Expences Eloy trip-jumps, food, beer, hotel room/bunk house, flight out there, mail all my crap to and from. Z-hills-jumps, food, drinks, drive down (cart all my crap and tent it or stay with friend) sorry but i wont be suckin either way "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

something like..... "DaGimp, cameraman/freeflyer/birdman, looking for warm body...i mean place to stay over thankgiving weekend." think that would work. "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

hmm i dont know....might need a warm place to lay my head.....i think it will be a little cold for me to tent it. "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

and this is a bad thing? "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

sorry.....dont worry....i'll make it up to you next time i see you "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

if yall want stickers.....talk to BBarnhouse....she may be able to help you "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

well just found out today that i have to work this wekend...so i cant come......guess it wont be a party since i wont be there. "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

This Marine walks into a whore house, dressed in his dress blues, medals shined, gig line straight, looking lke a marine should. He walks up to the desk, slams his hand down and says "I want the best damn whore in this whore house." The lady says "What makes you think you deserve the best whore we have?" The Marine steps back, drops his pants and says "Watch this. DICK Attention." it stands straight up "Left FACE." it shifts left "Right FACE." it shifts right "At Ease." it goes limp Well the woman is amazed and she says "Up the stairs, first door on the left Sir." So the marine pulls up his pants, walks over to the mirror, makes sure his gig line is straight, medals are aligned, looking like a marine should. Walks up the stairs knocks on the first door on the left. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK A woman opens the door, and the marine says "Are you the best damn whore in the whore house? Cause i only want the best." The lady says "Well, what makes you think you deserve the best whore here?" The marine walk past her into the room, faces her, drops his pants and says "Watch this. Dick Attention." it stands up "Left FACE" it shifts left "Right FACE" it shifts right "At Ease......At EASE...........AT EASE!!!!" all of a sudden he just starts jacking off like crazy The woman is shocked and says "OH my God, What are you doing!?" The marine says "Im giving him a dis-honorable discharge!" "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

note to self wear kilts around more often, with nothing underneath "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

watch it....she hits back shannon and I have had fun being single together............ NOT LIKE THAT ...i know what you all were thinking......love ya girl......get your ass to the east coast sometime. East coast? Shite dude it's cold enough here in California. What would I want to go to the east coast for? I'll will be at the holiday boogie in Eloy. If you show up bring your cell phone so we can drunk dial each other from the opposite sides of the dropzone since I'll probably never see ya. actually sweetie, i dont think im going to Eloy this year.....its gona cost me way to much to fly, mail my crap, pay for hotel, drinks, food, and jumps......i may end up in Z-hills this year for the holidays.....i can drive, and take all my crap and might even be warm enough to tent it....if not i have a free place to stay down there.....so that may be my option. "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

i never bring beer to a game of spin the bottle.....i want to women to look just as good at the end of the game as they did at the begining.....not better "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

i jump my Crossfire2 99 with my camera, the neater you pack that canopy the worse it will open......granted it never opens really bad, but if you trash pack it.......hope you like 1200ft + openings "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

i guess i have to wait a few......or more then a few years befroe i take up that job..........retirement??? "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

watch it....she hits back shannon and I have had fun being single together............ NOT LIKE THAT ...i know what you all were thinking......love ya girl......get your ass to the east coast sometime. "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

yeah....im single....what of it??? I have fun with it "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

Then may i recommend Icarus Crossfire 129-139....try it, you may fall in love "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

just think of it this way......they were laughing with you...not at you......... ok they were laughing at you and i would have been too.....thats funny "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

i agree......your not gona find which canopy is best from the forums, its all about what you like and are copmfortable with. Me personally, with a huge bolling ball on my head i like a SLOOOOOW opening....so i jump crossfires. Heres a quote from Eloy last year, from Deuce who jumps a Spector, after seeing on my video how my crossfire opens. "Dude, you just sold me a Crossfire!" "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas