Zeemax

hey there

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the outlook changes every 5 minutes... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

we can get 98 at most pumps over here. Thing is our petrol costs a shit load more than your's but hey, my engine loves 98 RON

bump Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

cheers for the replies people. From what i'm seeing it sounds like the slider could have been the problem. Like i said, it looked a little sloppy going in the bag, so maybe the slider had just moved. i'll pack neater from now on Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

After about 60 odd jumps on my Sabre 2, loaded a little over 1:1, yesterday it spanked me hard. The kind of spanking where you just yell fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! then fly back down knowing you'r getting a bruise on yer thighs. It hadn't packed it any differntly than i normally do (which is the PD recommend pro pack). Admidetly it looked a 'little' sloppy as it went in the bag, but i've certainly packed worse. Anyone got any ideas as to why it my have spanked me like that? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

Mine are D'oh! and Woo Hoo! i also have a spare cutaway pad that says awww crap

succh a shame there was so many boring flat flyers... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

yeah right, like molly would have bitten him! more like run off in the opposite direction... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

half and half. sometimes he uses it regularly, some times he uses his other car. He's built for SPL and SQ, and imo it sounds very good. The quality of sound is excellent

i've got a mate who's running 2 Rockford 15's in a mini, he's hitting 149dB now here's the car http://www.x-min.com/ruckus Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

what are you basing those on? And yes a tandem at my local DZ is £230 = $400 ish... yup, our country sucks. Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

Mate, find out what he wants if for first. Magazines, especially those like FHM, are very big fans of dramatisation. Maybe the intent is innocent, but just make sure your editor isn't going to top it off 'idiots risk their lives and others...' etc. Do you work for EMAP? FHM uk is the floor below me

which country are you in? I can send you the ring tone from my phone if you want it.

ah shit, thats today isn't it. [mental note] avoid all pubs today [/mental note] i really cant be bothered with people wearing plastic hats they got free with the sun pretending all of a sudden they love their country. mumble mumble... grumble.... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

Man thats freaking AWESOME! i soooooooo want it. Another hardcore BTTF fan here. although, looking at the car, i can see two mistakes #1 - the rear black pannels (thrusters?) had perspex behind them, with orange lights. #2 - wheres the Mr Fusion? i know it wasn't present until BTTF 2, but still!! it needs it! yeah, i'm a geek.... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

what i really hate is reading someones profile and seeing they managed to make 400 jumps in their first year... Thats SO unfair Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

we have REAL beer its always fun watching americans drink our beer... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

have you tried holding your nose and blowing hard? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

i think in the UK the rate is about $80-90 a jump.

£30 at headcorn, but i like to tip as well

i pack my own, but the going rate is a fiver at headcorn

red is a very good colour

Just wondering, did she actuaylly want to make the jump? Did she enjoy it?