Zeemax

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  1. i think we need more sky chicks posting in this thread... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  2. i dont think any of us forget that... we're just waiting for a, ahem, follow up... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  3. !!!!!!!! i wasn't talking about you, but holy crap
  4. greatly apprecicated?? They, you, rock
  5. Save yourself the time of asking and just go to the source... the internet. These are not personal pics. LOL i figured that
  6. Am i the only one who would like to see more of lost one?? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  7. Zeemax

    one liners..

    made me cry with laughter..
  8. Zeemax

    one liners..

    All taken from Peter Kay (you'll probably have to be british to know who he is, or find him funny, but these made me laugh!) saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?' When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way. My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade. Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.' If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  9. its when you wake up see the empty beer bottles and find this thread that the realisation hits home.. However, i think yours is damn site better.. hmmmm... nice
  10. i HIGHLY reccomend the skydiving outlet delan www.tso-d.com Speak to possibly the nicest person in the world, Arlo. She posts here sometimes too. The prices were amongst the lowest i found (also ordered an odessy), but the customer service is the best i've ever expereinced either in or out of the skydiving world. She really rocks
  11. 82 pence a litre.. woooooo 85% fuel tax, the UK rocks!! Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  12. i play piano.... anyone fancy a DZ.com band??
  13. admiting it is the first step... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  14. if id known earlier i could have lent you mine do you have anything that you can record on? the engineer may, but its always better to bring your own, that way theres no hassle and your more likely to get them to do it... VIBES anyway
  15. shit i've had too much to drink tongiht... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  16. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! now thats funny
  17. If theres a pa there has to be a mixer type feed somewhere. Do you know about mixers and stuff, guess you do if your into your live music. If not give us a shout i'll tell you what to look out for. Do you have MD walkman or anything? just take it down and find an output on the desk, get it ready to record and roberts your mothers brother
  18. Holy moly, it was just a bad joke!! no need to pullit apart and look things up. I'm dysclexic hence tha bad spelling, but over this side of the pond antenae and ariel (sp) are pretty much the same kinda thing... *holds head in shame Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  19. Major vibes AD.. i know about that shit, well the other side of it anyway. I'm a radio producer and so am very caught up in the whole music industry. It takes big steel balls to perform solo. The best of luck to you and make sure you get the engineer to record you a desk feed
  20. tbh, who gives a monkeys? 3G is SHIT! the phones have a 2 hour talk time and are bigger than my house. Does anyone actually want a video phone? it's never worked with landlines, so why would people want them on their mobiles? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies
  21. Theres these two ariels in love and get married... The wedding was crap, but the reception was awesome. Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies