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nooooooooooo stop it!!!! my credit card cant handle this any more, its looking singed and all melted and you're not helping! Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

YOU ARE EVIL! Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

i was going to buy the beer tonight, but everyone just shot off home... i'll wait till theres some people about, seems more fair than just me drinking it! is it wrong to be walking around naked in a new rig? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

shhhh i'm trying to hide the fact i'm dysclexic, and trying to use wendys crappy keyboard that splits all the keys in half... stupid thing... theres nothing wrong with having a few - 10 beers while designing your canopy, it makes it fun and individual...

no way, the badgers are pretty bad ass looking.... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

So i get up at about 8, take a quick shower, head on over to the DZ. Get some breakfast at the zoo bar, hang out for a bit, see lisa's car, hear the story.. dayum.. My brankd spanking new rig should arrive today... just a question of when.. the few clouds that are in the sky all start to move away, birght blues. Theres lifts going up... i wait a bit.. wait a bit more.... get bored.. Bout 1pm i go get some lunch.. come back with McDonalds and have an interesting intelctual conversation with lisa about the different tastes of McDonalds around the world... just as i'm about to open the bag... THE FREAKING UPS MAN FINALLY ARRIVES!!! i start to hyperventilate, i see him carrying a couple of boxes... are any of them rig shaped?? hmmmm maybe that one... i'm just not sure.. I get called into the drop shop.. my hearts pounding, lisa has to open the box for me, i'm just too excited and may injur myself on sharp things like a knife... she opens it.... HOLY CRAP!!! there in all its beautiful splendour is my new rig, all packed up and ready to go Its a red and white odessy with all the options, with sabre 2 main and a pd reserve and a cypres 2. I nearly came in my pants. Put it on and it fits like a dream.. i'm sooooo chuffed. I go manifest and we're instantly on a 20 minute call. Nice ride to altitude, out i get. Fairly uneventful dive, i just sit and enjoy the view. Pull at 5 so i can have a bit of a play with the canopy. Man i love this sabre 2. It opens like its pampering you. Soooooo soft, i love it! flys really well and was a joy to land. I treat her to a pack job and manifest for the next lift. I have a go at my sit and actully hold it steady for quite some time, then my cheap crappy goggles (now in the bin) came off and really disorientated me. They only flipped up so all i needed to do was pull them back down, but it was still a bitch. Another beautiful opening, bit of a fly around then a really great landing. Go and see lisa and buy some goggles that will ned surgically removing from my face and manifest again. This time i held a really stable sit almost until pull time, i was soooo chuffed

yeah, i suppose that could make a difference... LOL Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

its not true, i'm perfectly sane. I'm just allowed near shinny objects.... oooo tin foil!!!!!!! i looked at the rest ot the guys site who made it... theres some pretty funny shit there... www.weebls-stuff.com plus i can buy a badger t shirt Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

you know you could always come south and come on down to sebastian Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

bump, because i'm singing it again

i'm seriously considering writing to the friendly management and pointing it out to them... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

its like a board that snakes... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

EVERY episode of the simpsons i'm an addict... i can quote the next line to pretty much any episode..! go on.. try me Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

walmart dont sell snake boards Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

does your car have a carb, or fuel injection, i cant remember what you said earlier... what are yo up to? want a cheer up beer? i'm sitting here with nothing to do except play with kuma.. and her conversation skills aint great lol Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

under the sea... under the sea... there'll be no accusations, just friendly crustacians... under the sea..! Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

i think theres a free hotel shuttle that gets quite close to the DZ from orlando... i could be completely wrong though... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

cool

rahhh

then get a job i'm only teasing... student life is poor life. But seriously, it wont get subbed that much Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

thats so lame, yet it really made me laugh

lousey students.. pay for your own jumping Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

my car has been a magazine cover/feature car and poster, and my rig is brand spanking new

it got webcam though, which impressed me

dont suppose you know anytone do you?? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies