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  1. how about an ice cream induced orgasm? ZOWEEEEE!!!! -the artist formerly known as sinker
  2. yeah, but did you see yesterday that they beat the rap on one of the wrongful death suits? -the artist formerly known as sinker
  3. Don't forget the blowjob sex education he gave America's kids. or that he perjured himself and was impeached. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  4. you're a class act babe! -the artist formerly known as sinker
  5. prayers and vibes sent and more comin'.... -the artist formerly known as sinker
  6. HA! Sorry babe, just wanting to educate ya. I don't have a term for SWALLOWING your gulch however, either after chewing or not. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  7. thx man. It's been 12 years since my first jump and I still dream of it more nights than not. What I love the most is looking at exit shot pictures, taken from inside the plan, looking down... god it takes me back. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  8. spit or swallow? I'm guessing you don't know me very well. Cause if you did, you would know I never kiss and tell. If you throw up in your mouth a little, that's a GULCH. If you chew it up, that's a CHUD, if you spit it out, that's a FLUGE. So did you FLUGE your CHUDDED GULCH? -the artist formerly known as sinker
  9. As Fat Bastard says, everyone likes the smell of their own brand. I'm right there with ya man. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  10. It's been over two years since my last 8 jumps... calling "DOOR" and then hearing the massive noise of air, prop blast, smelling the exhaust, feeling the blast of cold air, seeing the earth so far below, I get a rush just thinking about it. My heart starts pounding faster, my face goes flushes, and it's just like my first jump in '94. Amazing, like the sensations are burned into my brain w/ a branding iron. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  11. *raises hand high, shaking wildly* I DO! I DO!! I DO!!! But man, when my wife tries to reciprocate, she doesn't even need to use the quilt... the whole f*cking room becomes the teh dutch oven! WHEW!!! -the artist formerly known as sinker
  12. you're such a slut. you better delouse before we meet. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  13. best. post. ever. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  14. if YOU gave anyone vibes, they'd probably come down w/ piles or something... thanks, but no thanks. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  15. an oldie but a goodie... -the artist formerly known as sinker
  16. Maggie Moo's... small ice cream shops in the south, maybe elsewhere... they have "better batter" which is ice cream that tastes exactly like yellow cake batter. OMFG. It's like an ice cream orgasm. and on special days they have chocolate better batter. that's like multiple ice cream orgasms. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  17. I'm feeling like a piece of meat right now, myself. AND I LIKE IT!!! mmm... skinny, no fat (read "no flava"), bald indian meat... mmmm -the artist formerly known as sinker
  18. *jealously pouting* -the artist formerly known as sinker
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    only when really drunk... it's not a pretty site. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  20. Both... I usually prefer to WATCH, but when in the right mood READING is good too. Watching with someone really gets me going. In the immortal words of Sudsy, have I told you lately.... that I LOVE YOU? -the artist formerly known as sinker
  21. I'm just off the phone w/ Sudsy... he sounds much relieved... thank god... the world can't deal w/ sudsy blue balls... -the artist formerly known as sinker
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    hooker??? ha! yeah, that's me, male prostitute. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  23. sinker

    DAMMIT!!!

    holy hell, I was about to say the same thing! I have three reports to do, a bunch of expense reports to do, phone calls to make, all sort of shit to do... fuckers! you make it impossible to work!!! -the artist formerly known as sinker
  24. >I definitely like visual stimulation, a good sex story works too when I'm in the right mood. are you talking about WATCHING a good sex story or READING a good sex story? If it's reading, then that doesn't apply... that goes to imagination, which, while related to "visual" stimulation, isn't exactly the same... -the artist formerly known as sinker
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    you've got my vote! -the artist formerly known as sinker