Mindygirl

Mirage G4...Thats what I have, so of course I'm gonna say that, especially after spending $2,000 on it. I really like the design and I watch my rigger pack the reserve, and he does it so easily and perfect, then he gets a reflex and struggles with it for over an hour...I just feel more comfortable with a mirage. I like Vectors too.... Wow!

She wanted embroidered on panties and her bra, a message that told him he'd gone too far. A message that said "If you can read this," "You're much too close, so give it a miss". "Certainly madam", the saleslady said "In what kind of script would you like it read? Copperplate? Cursive? Bold wouldn't fail." She thought for a moment, then she said..."Braille."

The kid sitting in the backseat with glasses on is HOT!! Wow!

I'm just a normal girl, just as plain as one can be. My Mom & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird I'm just a normal girl who goes off to work each day I do my job, lunch with my mates, each week collect my pay But in the night I dread the bed, each night is just the same Cause all my dreams are kinky, one overnight sick game. I'm dressed in a G-string tied in a bow There's a chicken in a garter belt, "Oh my God, please no!" 15 strippers all in a row All with bra straps ready to blow. I'm just a normal girl, just as plain as one can be. My Mom & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I think one day when I was small, Mom dropped me in the sink By day I'm just a normal gal, by all my dreams are kinked I'd like to have a boyfriend, but it never does work out We get on fine until they find what my dreams are all about Then they drop me like a stone, they say they can't compete With nude three-breasted men with vibrators on their feet Hippos in tutus, hot oil & cream Chains and whips all to make me scream Lizards & snakes all in strange places They're gettin' it on & making lewd faces I'm just a normal girl, just as plain as one can be. My Mom & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me My life could be near perfect, my life could be real fun If only when I slept there weren't men dressed like nuns I went to see a famous shrink, to straighten out my head I told him if I can't get fixed I might as well be dead He laid me down & said "tell me of your erotic dreams" I said "One feather is erotic, not whole chickens soaked in cream!" There are female wrestlers all covered in jelly Exotic dancers doing things with their bellies There are strong males strippers with bricks in their jocks With all those square corners they couldn't be socks This stuff all around me is one kinky dream Whatever you imagine I'm sure to have a theme So if at night you happen to hear me in my sleep Just think, "that lucky chic, is dancing naked tending sheep." I'm just a normal girl, just as plain as one can be. My Mom & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't under stand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird

I didn't specify it was a he either. *** Well, maybe that means...ummm...oh nevermind.... Wow!

In my opinion...it doesn't mean a whole lot. He just happens to pop into your head while you're sleeping. I was having a reoccuring dream about the same guy every night for like 2 weeks...when I woke up I would think to myself....is this fate? Maybe he is the man I'm suppose to marry.? I got to know him a little better....and NO he was not the one for me what so ever!! Don't know why I was dreaming about him so much, but I don't anymore.... Wow!

Bet you'd get alot of attention....lol....I would drive it.

Nope, don't know him.... Well, I'll be in Vandalia in a couple months, maybe I'll see ya then.... Wow!

Yeah, I was there most of the day that Saturday. I think I might have met a Mindy, but I'm not sure. Do you know Drohlich? And I refuse to buy pink and purple gear. sorry. *** Don't think I know Drohlich....what does he look like?? I was there that day with my instructor/rigger, he's an old fart, so we were basically hanging around the old timers most of the day.lol Are you the guy that entered in the contest and put like 4 bottles of super hot pepper juice in your chili?? Also, did Jason win the contest? Refuse to buy pink & purple!! It's the only way to go! Wow!

Pink & Purple would be the best..... So, you jump at Vandalia, huh?? I jump there once in a while....I was there for the chili party, were you?? Wow!

It sounds like she is a good skydiver, but try not to be jealous of her. You know that she is a better skydiver, so why don't you want to jump with her?? Maybe you will learn some stuff from her....But if you can't get over the fact that you are not the "goddess" at your dropzone, then send her to my dz, I would love to have another female to jump with. Wow!

Florida?? Wow!

Pink & Purple.... Wow!

What.... no other Aquarians ????? *** 100% Aquarian...(January 26th) Wow!

No, I thought the New Years tradition was ham & beans.... Wow!

WTF?? Wow!

What I do is take my pull up cord and put it through the end of the cyalum light and then tie it to the hole in your zipper on your jumpsuit...another good one is to rubberband it to your chest strap....but I'd stay away from the glue. Wow!

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any, shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the check book, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelery is best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! I don't have a problem, with expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick?! Also, just a thought for all the women out there... MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? And when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy Wow!

Just curious...who all is going to WFFC this year?? Wow!

The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you In any way Oh, fuck this stupid poem The perfect man is gay. Wow!