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TSA info, let them know how you feel
sunman replied to LouDiamond's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
What the TSA website should say: Making travel plans? Well, if you're going to be flying commercially, just make sure to leave those constitutional rights at the door. You see, because you're flying on an airplane, we're going to assume that you're a criminal. Our process is random, so we really have no reason to search you or your belongings, but we'll do it anyway. Those big fancy letters that say "TSA" on our uniforms means that we are more powerful than the constitution itself. Happy traveling, and enjoying our carefully constructed illusion of safety. -
Of course he did. That's the famous Sunman style for 'ya. BTW, damn you, Sunman. I hope you're enjoying Key West, you bastige! Hell yes I'm enjoying Key West. Life is good, my friend, life is good. Wake boardking, snorkeling, scuba diving, drinking coronas at noon, and all I have to do is do a few tandem videos every day to pay for it all. Not bad.
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Um, he's talking about sneaking up behind a total stranger and licking her pussy. I'd say that's pretty ballsy! Go for it, jumprunner! My hats off to ya! Wait til he goes to take a piss then make your move.
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Get all the credit cards you can and max them all out. By all the gear you want, buy booze for all your friends, then declare bankruptcy. Just don't plan on every having a loan after that.
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Car is in the shop Gonna cost all my money To get the shit fixed But really, who cares? It's sunny here in Key West I have the day off I'll go on my boat My life is a vacation Ha ha ha ha ha
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That really is a bummer, dude. I know how you feel. I have to work every day this Memorial weekend too. Now let's see, what is it that I do for a living again? Oh yeah - skydiving. He he he.
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Alright, I'm definately not a safety nazi, but you're gonna have more than the 13 jumps that your profile says you have before you jump that 150, right? Very cool rig, dude.
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3 grand for wffc? Are you planning on jumping ONLY out of specialty aircraft and drinking champagne every night? I did Rantoul last year for less than a grand and had an awesome time. That's including jumps from the bi-plane, helo, and C-130. Buy a decent used container that fits (you'll probably be downsizing soon, that's why I wouldn't buy anything new just yet), get a cypres and go to Rantoul with whatever you have left. Why would you want to do the wffc in gear that sucks? And don't forget, you can always sell that old container, even if only for a few hundred bucks.
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Nice choice, dude. She's got to be the hottest thing on the planet.
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Um, no. Only kidding of course. If any of you ever find yourselves in Key West, PM me and we'll hang out! Unfortunately, WFFC is probably out of the question. I'm pretty much on call 7 days a week. But that's one of a few things I'm willing to put up with to live the easy life. Hurricanes is another...
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Sorry man, I've been kind of busy going to Kentucky and Key West (see post titled "Living my dream"). And somebody else has my tape with all the footage on it. I'll get the tape this weekend and get something put together soon. And speaking of pictures, I believe Pammy and Merrick have a role of film that I took of their 100th jump. How did those pictures turn out? I know the light was not ideal on that "post-sunset/pre-night jump" skydive. I should have turned the flash on, but hey, hindsight is 20/20.
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Well folks, I'm finally a full-time skydiver. I took a job doing tandem videos at Skydive Key West, the world's smallest dz. It's a C-182 tourist tandem factory in paradise. I'm the one and only video guy, and there's a tandem instructor and a pilot. I'll do about 2 or 3 videos a day all year, for $55 apiece. I checked the place out over the weekend, took the job, and got a kick-ass room in a house on the open water. I'll make the move next week. So basically, a typical day for me will be waking up at 10:00am or so, go outside with my coffee and lay by the water while I wake up to the ocean breeze, go for a ride on my jet ski, go to "work" for a few hours doing what I love to do, get dinner, and then head to the beach and drink margaritas until I pass out. Man, it's such a bummer that I got laid off and had to find this job. Sucks ass, you know?
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That sucks ass, dude. I recently had my CD player stolen out of my car. The worst part is the theives were really sloppy and basically TORE APART the car to get it. $2000 worth of damage for a CD player they probably sold for $25. Makes you wonder if they considered how they totally fucked somebody's life to make a buck. I doubt it.
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Dammit, you're right. You're 19 and you're living my dream. I wasted 5 years in college to get LAID OFF and now I'm going to go skydive full time. But someday, I'll have a bigger camper than you, I'll always have more skydives than you, and I kicked your g/f out of my bed THIS MORNING!
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Whatever, dude. When I had 250 jumps, I was turning pieces on a competition 4-way team, and you were in driver's ed.
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Dude I'm well on my way to 1500 jumps, biotch! I'll be there by the end of the year. And I'll always be able to fly circles around you, so don't start with me.
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Terminal velocity is the speed at which an object in freefall ceases to accelerate due to air resistance. The amount of air resistance is determined by surface area and weight. I think. I'm drunk so what the hell do I know?
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I'm in the mix I'm in the mix I'm in the mix I'm in the mix I'm in the mix I'm in the mix I'll get to work on it after I get back from a weekend of nig-noggery in KY.
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You mentioned the $$, you got my attention!
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I know all about Michigan skydiving. That's why I got the hell out! Remember, you CAN control the weather. Just move south! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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You and MattM are both too young and irresponsible to be allowed anywhere near a dropzone. You should have to wait until you are 22 like me, effectively wasting your college years.
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Metal on your face is real sexy, especially when that nose ring hole gets all scabby and infected with puss. Oh, baby! Can you use the puss for soup base? Cream of nastiness, maybe?
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There are people who are not scared on their first jump. They are called LIARS.
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Damn, I probably would have joined the military out of high school if the recruiter had that photo in the brochure!
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I had a job in Raleigh until I was recently laid off, so you can have mine! I'm going to go live the dream and live in a trailer on a drop zone! Woo-hoo!