MattM
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Independence Day Dotcommer Gathering At Raeford
MattM replied to slotperfect's topic in Events & Places to Jump
CHHHHHHEEEEEECK IT!!! We got packaho on site! pack dat shhhhheeot! Matt -
two chics at once, fuckin-a Matt
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i hear you like his ferrot??? whats this about??? Matt
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I was wondering maybe if you could come over and watch kung fu with me? Kung fu? Yea. I love king fu..... Matt
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So a bitch drinkin a forty and smoking a blunt is gonna smack me around? and that leroy comment isn't funny. Matt
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Can I pimp hoes, smack bitches, drink forties, and smoke blunts in this movie? Matt
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Yea, so I invented something to. Its the "Jump to Conclusions" mat... Matt
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Yea, no relation to the singer. Just call me Mike. Matt
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You know the damn copy machine is broke.... Matt
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so you're a boring skydiver too? Matt
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wait a minute, I'm going to go bleach my hair.... Matt
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Do a lot of women share your same view? Matt
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oh shit, I've never been in this thread and you say I'm eminem. Who suggested eminem? I don't feel like looking through the 600+ replies.... Matt
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my reserve. Matt
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Ok, I'm going to have to ask you to come in on Saturday, say about 9 o'clock. Ok? Thanks, um yea, go ahead and come in on Sunday too. Matt
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How are you coming with those TPS reports? Matt
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* Wingsuit flight, 7 feet above the ground!!! (Video attached) *
MattM replied to skydiverek's topic in The Bonfire
*Wingsuit Rehab* Hi, my name is Matt and I have been jumping wingsuits for about 3 weeks. Rehab Group: Hi Matt! Group Leader: Tell us a little about your "addiction" Um, yea. I am currently living off of scraps left in the local bar dumpster because I spent all my money on a new wingsuit. Rehab Group: Matt -
Why don't sharks eat free flyers? Because they taste funny. Matt
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what does a freeflyers skydive and sex life have in common? they don't last very long Matt
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Raeford is the sheeeot. Come on down man, guaranteed to have a good time. Matt
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The person below me agrees to pay me $20 for posting in the wake left behind me in this thread. So pay up, biotch! Matt
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Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group." "Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny. Matt
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Thats old news.... THIS will blow your mind. Matt
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I haven't learned that trick yet... Matt
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THIS is something no one has seen yet... Matt