MattM

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  1. I'm going to have to ask you to just... go ahead and move down to the basement. yea. um kay? Matt
  2. How many people can that thing hold? Matt
  3. How do you get a one armed woman out of a tree? Wave to her. Matt
  4. MattM

    Friday Haiku

    Today I slept in How it sucks having to wake I want to sleep now Matt
  5. I am a lawyer. Send me a check and we'll talk. Matt
  6. MattM

    Shit

    Pull out! Pull out! Matt
  7. MattM

    Shit

    This is a huge shit thread. Matt
  8. MattM

    Shit

    Fudge people like that. Matt
  9. MattM

    Shit

    Its not only work... I mean fudge, its other sugar too. Buts its all good. Matt
  10. MattM

    Shit

    its not a toilet, its a shitter. Matt
  11. MattM

    Shit

    Cheeeeeeeeeeeeck it..... now that pizza is good... but makes you shit. Matt
  12. MattM

    Shit

    Sugar, mind your own fudging business! Matt
  13. MattM

    Shit

    We don't give a fudge. Matt
  14. MattM

    Shit

    My socks smell like sugar. Matt
  15. MattM

    Shit

    mmmmm... pizzzzzzaaaa. Matt
  16. MattM

    Shit

    Don't you just hate shit? Shit that pisses you off... Shit that gets in your way.... You know, all the shit that makes your life alittle worse. BTW, I'm having a great day at work.... Matt
  17. Excellent.......my post had the desired effect. I puked in the cracked pot and its leaking. Matt
  18. I think I'm going to puke. Matt
  19. My quadrupole ex-girlfriend likes meat. a lot. Matt
  20. and mash taters, country ham, and some biscuits. Matt
  21. I need to shower.... bad. Where is my rubber duckie? Matt
  22. Well he did stay at the Holiday inn last night. Matt