dzdiva

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  1. Things have been kind of hectic and busy, but are calming down now.
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    Funny!

    LOL!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
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    Funny!

    First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.' See sig line! ____________________________________________________________ "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  4. Why yes...yes they are!
  5. You guys have fun!
  6. That sounds like fun!
  7. I'm usually up by 5 on Saturdays. Getting ready to go to the grocery store...fun!fun!! Then off to lunch with mom and after that to my friends house for wine and munchies.
  8. *Looks around* Really? "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  9. LOL!!! Sounds like you're ready to go! I'll pick you up! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  10. Nope...not yet. I am gonna book my flight to Utah for July though. I'll be in a plane....just won't jump out. "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  11. *Diva grabs another cup of coffee and sits back* "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  12. LOL!! Now there's a visual to get my morning started! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  13. I'm soooo sorry. "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."
  14. Busy! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."