CrazyIvan

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  1. Can you imagine? PORTABLE BOOBIE-MOVIES...now, that's what I'm talking about __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. I'm with you on this one hon. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  3. I still look like a geek in person, even without the hood. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. Mmmmmm....I hope my prescription fits those __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. CrazyIvan

    Just say no?

    I'd say, check the weather report for the week in advance, so when this person approach you, you just say: "mmmmm...sorry man, not today, but thursday, we can do it all day if you want", of course, thursday is when you'll have a F4 tornado in your area __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. You forgot to add NSFW __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. Mmmmmmmm.....killing kittens qualifies as sex too? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. You got a problem with that? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. I can do more interesting things with my balls. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. I rest my case. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. I'm glad that Saddam is in custody and AWAY from the U.S.A, otherwise we would be watching on TV all these "celebrities" such as O.J, and Charles Manson trying to "explain" Saddam's side. Of course...that'd be played on FOX __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. Excuse me while I hoover the rug! Dude...would you buy me a Gillette?...a need to shave __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. But PLEASE....stay away from Pepsi Edge, IT SUCKS!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. I'd run with the bulls...but I'd love to do this. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. Hey man i really didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry, try this.
  16. That was low man __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. ...Couldn't get more ridiculous Please stop the world...I wanna get off. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. Damn!!...I wish LEGO made EP1 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. And I'm addicted to boobies __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. COKE!!! (and yes Pepsi=YUCK AARRFGGHH!!!!) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. Dude..that movie is WAY better than the real one __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. That joke stinks man __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. I'm sorry __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. South Park Lyrics: I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time, (Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation, I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind, (Cartman) Ample Parking Day or Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor" I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind, (Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  25. Excuse me!!!...1 round trip to SPAIN please. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.