CrazyIvan

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  1. CrazyIvan

    hi guys

    That's a normal guy behaviour, don't worry, he'll 'get' you __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. [R. Lee Ermey voice] YOU GOT THAT RIGHT MAGGOT!!!!!, NEXT TIME STAY AND COMPLETE YOU TRAINING YOU NUMB NUTS...DISMISS!! [/R. Lee Ermey voice] __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  3. Too cold for me would be if I fart and a ball of ice forms in my ass. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. Awesome, then get a PhD and you are all set (PhD: Pimpin' Ho's Degree) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. Yeah, but at the sides of your head, does the tape rest on top of your ears like a ball cap or a few inces above to keep the tape-ring horizontal? Above your ears. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. CrazyIvan

    I need a BJ

    WINE COOLER???? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. Well, the audible pocket is INSIDE now, and it has a elastic band to hold it plus the padding. To measure your melon, place the tape around your head just like a baseball cap, getting the end of the tape on the center of your forehead. I don't know if that's clear. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. Yeah, tell them to MAIL it to ya LOL, sorry couldn't resist. I own a Mindwarp, what's your question? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. To renew my licence $18 Car registration $37 Insurance $1000 (every six months) Driving my Honda Civic...PRICELESS!!!
  10. And where can you get one of those? (Not that I'm buying one, just curious) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. The beer line at my home DZ is by the runway, 1 inch off and you owe a case of that holy drink commonly known as BEER. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. I'll be shaking my money-maker for you babe WOOO-HOOO But, didn't answer my question, how's the weather around those dates? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. We all know she's a fucking whore. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. That's proof, that this world is going to hell, and the common evil: GREED, just read the papers and watch the news, 90% is about greed. It's disgusting. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. Speaking of DeLand, how's the weather by late Feb? I'll have a week off and I'm thinking in heading there, if the weather is 'jumpable' you know.
  16. Post some pics!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. A warm hug and a wet kiss __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. Lucky you, weather is miserable here __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. I'm ok, I'll be happy FRIDAY!!! Yay!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENDY!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. HEY...NEW JERSEY IS BEAUTIFUL MAN!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. Hey, one place you MUST visit is THE BREWERY, is nearby Times Square, a WHOLE BUILDING just for beer, they brew it right on the premises, you can eat there too. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. Well my friend, 24 hours won't be enough, so I suggest, you get your butt to Times Square (at night if possible), walk down Broadway, check all the theaters, all the way down to the Lincoln Center, food? there are lots of places. You can get on the Circle Line, which is a tour around Manhattan (there are 2 the HALF circle and FULL circle) is a boat that goes around the Hudson River, the whole tour is between 1 to 2 hours depending on your selection, next to the Circle Line pier is the INTREPID, an Aircraft carrier museum, but the best part of NY is the Lincoln Tunnel TO NEW JERSEY!!! hehehehe Let me know what you want to see or go, I can give you some tips. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. CrazyIvan

    Work SUCKS

    Your boss sucks!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  25. I'm a good kisser (so I've been told) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.