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    Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The guys go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed. That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says, "I dreamt I had the best wank last night." The guy on the left side says, "That's funny, I had the exact same dream!". The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing." __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    That has to be my brother's car, and she's his girlfriend when she was thin. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    69 Better number. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Will he be sleeping with it too? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    I don't think you can be adrenaline addicted, otherwise, if you didn't jump regularly you'd be having seizures and mouth-frothing, etc , but, it could be biological, or mental or perhaps psychological, in my case, I have a PhD in stress, due to my job and skydiving (even tho' I'm new to the sport) helps me relax, not to mention, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY LINE OF WORK. Also, your personality will have part in this, if you are an adventure seeker and you are not the 'physical type' (lifting weights, work out, etc) but you need some exercise AND mental activity, I believe, skydiving is the right sport for you. My humble opinion. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Very accurate, a PHONE BOOTH in Manhattan YEAH RIGHT!!!, they don't exist anymore, and BELL ATLANTIC? gezzz. It will make a good 99 cents rental in a week or two. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    If penis size is involved, I'll get an AVERAGE score __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Actualy is BSOD. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    I'm hoping the owner is a chick, and she wears a see-thru jumpsuit. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    And don't forget BAH (Broke And Homeless) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    That's an interesting question, keep us posted. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Wow!!!, that's deep. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    CrazyIvan replied to a topic in The Bonfire

    That is just EXCELLENT. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Bill Gates is NOT dead...he needed to be REBOOTED __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    CLASSIC!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    NUMBER 8!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    LOL __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Let's see if this works. He he he...of course it does. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    The title of this thread sounds like a Porno flick __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Dude, why using Adobe?. repost the JPG that's all. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    It's just matter of time, let's see who reposts this pic. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Absolutely, we need serious, professional and CAUTIOUS reporters such as Peter Arnett and Geraldo Rivera. 2 down, how many more to go? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    In case you need to know. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Crazy world

    CrazyIvan replied to cgross's topic in The Bonfire

    I think a REPOSTING CRAP thread should be created for things like this. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.