CrazyIvan

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  1. That's true, one of my instructors told me that a 150 would be perfect for me for my first rig (I weight 140 lb) and maybe after 100 jumps I can downsize to 135, I'm not saying I'm a great pilot, but I fly pretty decent. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. 5 inches!! Wow!!!, that's big. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  3. Ha!, I'm working on my 'A' and yesterday was too windy...that's not fun. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. The Internet is really amazing, I got that email too, How do they know I need a penis enlargement?....mysteries of life. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. CrazyIvan

    stupid UK

    NO MORE SNOW FOR ME!!!!!, finally the weather is getting better...or should I say...JUMPABLE __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. WHAT A GLORIOUS SUNDAY!!!!, I might stop by Cross Keys, I'm still deciding, I'm kinda tired, plus, is 2 hours drive , but let's see what happens. I'm waiting for a REAL nice weather so I can camp at the DZ
  7. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. Our sister will be missed, my condolences to her family. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. BEER!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. Dude, next time, call me ok?, I like fish and any kind of seafood, complemented with a COLD beer, OH MAN...I'M DROOLING!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. After many moons of MISERY, the weather finally changed a little bit today here in the beautiful state of New Jersey and the sun came out, and of course, to celebrate I WENT TO THE DZ!!!, even though I couln't jump because the winds picked up a bit, I ACTUALLY SAW THE SUN!!!!. I just wanted to share that with you. (The real reason is post-whoring, but you already know that) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. What's wrong with boobies? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. Aaaawwwwwww.... __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. As a Jedi myself I have to say IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!, that's a classic clip. Yeah, I haven't heard of Triumph in a while...what's up with that? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. Welcome to DZ, take your shoes off and enjoy your stay.
  16. Nah!, some women are like a fine wine, they get better with age. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. Hey Skymama, I love your NEW avatar HUBBA-HUBBA!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. Ok, here is the solution: Case 1 He takes: 1 on row of 3 I take: 3 of row of 6 a. He takes: 4 in row of 5 I take: All of row of 4 He takes: 1 in row of 3 I take: 2 in row of 6 He takes: 1 of 3 remaining I take: 1 of 2 remaining I WIN! b. He takes: 1 in row of 3 I take: Rest of row of 6 He takes: 3 from row of 5 I take: 1 from row of 4 He takes: Rest of row of 3 I take: 1 from row of 4 He takes: 1 from row of 4 I take: Rest of row of 5 I WIN! c. He takes: 3 on row of 4 I take: All of row of 5 He takes: 2 on row of 6 I take: 1 on row of 3 He takes: 1 of remaining 3 I take: 1 of remaining 2 I WIN! d. He takes: 2 on row of 6 I take: Rest of row of 3 He takes: 1 on row of 4 I take: 3 on row of 5 He takes: 1 on row of 4 I take: Rest of row of 6 He takes: 1 on row of 4 I take: Rest of row of 5 I WIN! Case 2 He takes: 5 of row of 6 I take: All of row of 3 He takes: 1 on row of 4 I take: 3 on row of 5 He takes: 1 on row of 4 I take: Rest of row of 6 He takes: 1 on row of 4 I take: Rest of row of 5 I WIN! Case 3 He takes: 3 of row of 4 I take: 1 of row of 3 a. He takes: Rest in row of 3 I take: 2 in row of 6 He takes: 2 in row of 6 I take: 2 in row of 5 He takes: 1 in row of 5 I take: Rest in row of 4 He takes: 1 in row of 5 I take: Rest in row of 6 I WIN! b. He takes: 2 in row of 6 I take: Rest of row of 3 He takes: 2 of row of 6 I take: 2 in row of 5 He takes: 1 in row of 5 I take: Rest in row of 4 He takes: 1 in row of 5 I take Rest of row of 6 I WIN! c. He takes: 1 in row of 5 I take: Last in row of 4 He takes: 3 in row of 6 I take: 3 in row of 5 He takes: 1 in row of 3 I take: 2 in row of 6 He takes: 1 of 3 remaining I take: 1 of 2 remaining I WIN! d. He takes: Last in row of 4 I take: 1 in row of 5 He takes: 3 in row of 6 I take: 3 in row of 5 He takes: 1 in row of 3 I take: 2 in row of 6 He takes: 1 of 3 remaining I take: 1 of 2 remaining I WIN! Case 4 He takes: 3 of row of 5 I take: All of row of 3 He takes: 1 in row of 5 I take: 1 in row of 6 He takes: 2 in row of 6 I take: 2 in row of 4 He takes: 1 in row of 4 I take: 2 in row of 6 He takes: 1 of remaining 3 I take: 1 of remaining 2 I WIN! Edit to add: He MUST start first. Make that pussy pimp weep. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. Nice...very nice. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. That's an old game, I used to play it with matches, you can beat it. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. Subject: gender What gender is it? If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example . . . Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it . . . and, of course, there's the hot air part Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around Remote Control -- Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. I'd suggest buying overalls, so can blend in __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. Hickory dick hickory dock get on your knees and suck my... __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. Let me kiss those cute wabbits!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  25. NEVER!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.