CrazyIvan

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  1. Shibby!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. See? she was a cutie. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  3. Another cutie goes to heaven. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. Ha!! beat ya. No one spanks the monkey better than me __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. Judging by their 'looks', I understand why they are virgins. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    This might help __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. Just a couple of hundreds for the first jump, then, you'll have to sell all your belongings, move to a cardboard box, stock up on Ramen and Crackers, and if that's not enough, you can sell blood or even your soul in order to satisfy your craving to skydive. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. Dude, you forgot the file extension. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. Clicky here __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. I'm listening to nothing...I had a sinus congestion, I jumped once, one ear is totally shut, I jumped again to see if I could clear it, now BOTH ears are shut __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. I would NEVER, EVER, date a girl who RENTS a rig...no way!!!! Now you understand why smart dudes like me stay single? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. Here...your website __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. You already know the answer to your little problem: YOU ARE NOT RELAXING, so, that's the first thing you have to do, next, the unintentional turns, check your legs, do a couple of toe taps, and also check your arms they have to be symetrical, one little trick, if you look ahead, you should see your thumbs with the corner of your eyes, if so, your arms are leveled and symetrical. Keep up the good work, and for Pete's sake: RELAX!!!
  14. Yup. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. Damn!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. A-hem a-hem __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. How about this classic? You can also Right-click and Save As... __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Lieutenant Dan!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. A clicky would be nice. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. CrazyIvan

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    Ok...DORKY __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. CrazyIvan

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    I'm always 'hot' baby __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Poopsie Picklechunks __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. CrazyIvan

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    Well...I don't really have a nickname, so, I just signed on as CrazyIvan, why the hell not? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. Luda who? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.