CrazyIvan

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  1. BBWWWAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. Email it to me...I'll fix it for ya. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  3. I just finish reading the PathMark flyer. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. Clicky __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. That dildo turned green after YOU used it __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. A monk and a soon-to-be priest are walking down the street talking, suddenly, an unexpected gust of wind blows and lift the skirt of a lady next to them, revealing a luscious pair of legs and a perfect rounded butt sporting a very hot thong, both looked at her and continued walking. A few minutes later, the student asks the monk: "...Father, events like the one we saw, don't have any effects in someone like you, is that right?", the monk, looks at the student and in a very serious tone says to him: "Son...if this robe was made of iron, you'd listened the LOUDEST bell in history" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. I have only 1 account, don't know if a friend of mine used my machine to post something, but, she's not around much so, just leave CrazyIvan alive....I NEED TO POST-WHORE!!! and...check for boobies too..OH!! and skydiving stuff also. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. That's how I want to die, SHOOT ME BABY!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. With a Sabre2 135 the wing loading will be 1:1, which is fine, it's all I can say, I don't have enough experience to advise anything. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. That Chris Walken clip....hilarious. Check this out. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. How much do you weight? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. Hey...I was dreaming for a moment ok?...thank you very much __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. Hey...I'm telling you ok?....WASSAMATTA WITH YA? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. That means it was a good corrida, I've been to some in which the matador got both ears and the tail. Going to a corrida, sun, food and WINE...mmmmm, nice. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. 2 Hail Mary's will do. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. I'd like to fly, so my commute to work would be fast, exciting and fun, but I'd wear a rig...just to enjoy the view every now and then. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. This account will open a NEW world for you my friend, a world of excitement and fun...Welcome to DZ.com
  18. No kittens around __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. I don't need this test, my car is a Honda Civic, so, it's cool. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. Hey...you forgot to make it clicky __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. Just wondering... I pull at 3K. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. $500???, that's a lot more than my mom asked for me, she just wanted some PEACE and a 2 liter Coca Cola __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. Nice Fucking list. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. 15/16 not bad huh? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.