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    And who's gonna collect them?...talk about a shitty job. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Farts are actually beans' souls escaping the body. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    What about Meister Brau, that's cheap. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    On this universe, all seasons are seasonal. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Most people are born with 10 fingers and 10 toes. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Don't be a party pooper man!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Welcome to POLITICS. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    WINGS!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Do you know that BOOBIES are good to stare at? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Maybe they have to write a new song entitled: Enter Taxman __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Only to Australia?, if that's the case, buy a calling card, I use my cell and a calling card to call europe sometimes, never a problem. I've never called Australia but I've never had a problem with my cell and international calls __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Mmmmmm.....1999 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Ok...I come to the rescue. ALYSSA!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    No way man...you gave us a chance to post-whore.
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    I need another box of tissues... __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Hey look!!!....I found a shinny Penny.
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    I think they should change the band's name to Metallica Inc. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Kiss my Ass-hat Music and Lyrics by Crazy Ivan Lars!! Lars!! you fucking ass-hat ASS HAT!!! (YEAAHHH) E F Get your stupid band (yeah ass-hat) BAND!!! E F and stick it UP YOUR ASS E F (Chorus) ASS-HAT ASS-HAT LARS YOU'RE AN ASS HAT E F __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Dude, I used to like Metallica, but ever since the Napster incident, my mind changed. But c'mon, this is ridiculous, that means they gonna sue me too?, I play guitar and MORE than ONCE I hit those chords...WHERE'S MY LAWYER???? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Is that in Texas? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    A 1937 Studebaker Coupe Express? where?...I just see some boobies. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    DUDE!!! what's mine say? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    DUDE!!! what's mine say? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    DUDE!!! what's mine say? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Dude.....where's my car? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.