CrazyIvan
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Another pearl, the company changed policies, so, now the user had to call the HELP DESK and open a ticket, now my company is located in NY and the call center in TEXAS, so, when a user called me directly I HAD TO TELL HIM/HER to call the help desk, after 30 minutes on hold, they open a ticket, they place it in my bin so I can take care of it. Is that stupid or what?, and please, don't dare to take care of the user WITHOUT a ticket, if you do that, a cowboy will chew your ass...Corporate America...gotta love it for its efficiency __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Get a donut and play "Drakula vs Donut" tons of fun __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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I tell you people, I have so many stories to fill a book, I guess the best happen in large corporations like the ones I mentioned, or even this, one of my favorites, a very 'bright' admin with printer problems, so, she unplugs her laptop, goes to the tech-node (a common room with a copy machine, fax and network printer), unplugs the NETWORK PRINTER OFF THE WALL AND PLUG IT TO THE LAN PORT in her laptop, to see if she can print the spreadsheet she needs. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Yup, and what about the LOCATION, I mean, buildings or complex buildings have 'addresses' like for example 7-3N-14 (building seven, 3rd Floor North, office/cube #14) and they just say: I'm the guy in Legal, third floor by the window and they indeed leave no extension to call back WTF IS THAT? Yup, I know all about it. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Dude....if it's CLEAN...then why bother? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Also I'd lke to add a couple of pearls myself, these are believe it or not, TRUE, and both happened to me: 1- I went to this lady's office to replace her laptop (end of lease) and she had a COFFEE POT on top of the laptop (she uses a docking-station) and yes, like 2 tons of paper/documents on top (not to mention the empty soda cans, dirty napkins and straws) 2- On a monday morning, I got a frantic call from a 'big wig's' admin, she even came down to the lab with her boss' laptop in a box, the machine was DEAD, and I found WATER INSIDE, why?, because this GENIUS took his lappy with him when he went FISHING over the weekend, oh!, and BTW, he needed it fixed by monday afternoon __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Especially geeks http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4305345/ __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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I agree __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Yeah sure...play insanity.....but still YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Just an FYI: these 2 viruses are roaming around WORM_NETSKY.B and WORM_BAGLE.B __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Whoever rides that canopy will look like a Bozo __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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You mean this one? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Well....I guess this is more accurate. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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The MYTHBUSTERS (TV show) also dismissed it. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Oh yeah...thanks, I mean BlkPnthr is WAY easier then Cptnstratn, I appreciate that you haven't changed it to Aadkhdgknuvkglnyzvd or something like...that'd be real drag. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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This one is funny too __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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A clicky straight to the TSA's website showing that letter. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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First bit of Evidence...Headdown, why do some people have to be so fucking dumb!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Next Year's Halftime Show: Metrosexuals __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Got time to kill...then play this. MASTURBATION. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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I have one for you: More fun with thread titles . . . Is this a repost? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Someone with a DZ.COM account tried to get me fired today
CrazyIvan replied to CanuckInUSA's topic in The Bonfire
That just plain sucks, I hope that person gets what he/she deserves. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. -
Yeah...he had a 'short' life __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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I'd say this is the most controversial movie OF ALL TIME, I mean, look at the cast alone. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.