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I've been cleaning... I mopped and cleaned the base boards in the bathroom and kitchen...I think I have you beat in the domestic realm this weekend... Get yo' ass to the Keys... last time I'm gonna say it... don't think about it, just do it.

Will you be my daddy??? Bob can be your dad and I can be your mom and you can be our child.

Dayum.. I'm sorry I missed that. I'm so glad that Swoop stepped up to the plate and took you down!!!

I tried really hard to get down to the Farm today, but it did not happen. The weather will be crap and I will be packing/house/dog/cat sitting...

I personally think you should drink some Crown and eat chili and pack for the KEYS!!! Bring yo' spousal unit also. Oh and be good to your co-workers...no "throttling" anyone.

I'm sorry, do we know you?!!!

mmmm red...My favorite color.

Andy!!!!!! Come with me!!!! I can pick you up!!! We will have a full car!!! Look I'm using three exclamation points!!!

I was wondering that myself...

I wanted to be a model, then a lawyer and then a teacher. I am none of those.

I am very thankful I am here.

Okay, well, dayum after reading all of these replies, I don't feel so bad. I've also thought about how many times I've come really close to death but was oblivious to it. Like how many people really have wanted to kill me and have come close, but never went through with it.

They say that cats have nine lives... so based on this theory for humans, how many lives do you have left? I say I am down to 5 and the last 3 incidents have happened in the last 3 months. It's had me thinking A LOT about things.

My name was supposed to be Anne Marie Lesley. My mom's name is Marie... funny how it didn't make it into my name at all. My dad didn't like the fact that I would have four names.. so it was going to be Anne Lesley until the day I was born and they decided on Lesley Anne.

"Dude, where's my pants?" "Where's your pants, dude?"

I have a male boss. He is the same age as my parents, which is quite a bit older than the norm. So, I treat him as I would my parents. We have a great relationship. He gets pissed off, he curses, I get pissed off, I curse. He doesn't want me in his office, he tells me to get the f#%k out. I've learned a lot from him, he's not in the law field to screw people over, he's upfront, honest and he genuinely cares about people. I'm going to be sad to leave him when I finallly get the f#%k out of there for good.

Tami, I just want you to know that I'm still recooperating from the heart attack you gave me in z-hills with the Peanut and Lucky camper incident. I loved how Jean and Derek just ran away when you started screaming at us to get out of your camper. We gotta have some Rum Runners!!!

Sorry about your Redskins Lee. Missed you at the Farm today. Find me a job in Florida.

What is your name and your nickname? Lesley- Lesnes from my mom and LesleyLoo from my boss When is your birthday? October 30, 1976 What is your eye color and hair color? green/hazel and I'm a brunette Do you drink? Smoke? Yes/No What city do you live in? Chattanooga What is your occupation, and do you enjoy your job? I am a legal assistant for a small law firm. I work in the bankruptcy/foreclosure department. I've learned a lot from my boss, but I am frustrated and feel I have reached...okay does anyone really care??? How often do you travel? I travel often, want to travel more.. in fact, I just want to roam around and be a nomad. How many languages do you speak? 1 and I took 4 years of French and if you consider Southern twang a language...lol What kind of music do you enjoy? I listen to everything. What is your favorite food? Shrimp and Scallops from Carrabas, but my comfort foods are Salt and Vinegar Pringles and Peanut Butter or Almond M&Ms Do you have a favorite color? RED!!! Do you have any unusual habits or quirks? I love crossword puzzles and I compulsively wash my hands What is a talent that you have that most people don't expect from you? I can walk and chew bubble gum and if it's a really good day, I can run,skip, jump with gum Name something that you are proud of in your life. I am proud of a lot of things in my life, things that I have very little to do with. I am proud of my family. I was blessed to be brought into this world with such a diverse but loving group of people. I also am proud of my friends and those that are closest to me.

Hey, I was wondering if anyone has seen my lost shaker of salt? 14 more days!!!!!!!

Take me with you!!

Brownies are done They are burnt but done!!!! woohoo!!!

Kaplan writes the graduate test books. They also offer classes at different accredited universities for test procedures. I had a book for the LSAT by Kaplan.

Nope, no mayonnaise..how bout Miracle Whip?

Out of all those ingredients listed as a substitute, the only one I have is a banana and I'm not making a cake.