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  1. jumpchikk
    Whew, thank goodness!
  2. jumpchikk
    Girl, don't you know that you HAVE to sacrifice the batteries of your remote control, alarm clock, smoke detector, etc for such emergencies???
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    My BOB has had it!! Okay girlie...trip in July... oh and let this girl in on "other stuff" I'm all about "other stuff" already have an order in for some mango tango lube...
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    Well get to posting yet another flaming thread... inquiring minds would like to know if BOB is considered a threesome... cause if it is... I'm in BIG trouble
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    I guess I will be going alone with no entourage...
  6. jumpchikk
    Okay, the question of the day is... How many BOB's do YOU have?????
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    That would be TOO FUNNY!!! I'm sorry ma'am... but you're gonna have to check this...
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    I've been to the ones around here, I mean uh, I've HEARD about people going to the ones around here ...seriously... you have to admit they do not add up to the ones in Atlanta...
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    I'm getting jealous over not being invited on this field trip to the toy store... that's so not fair I would have made the two hour drive for a BOB.. this city has no good places for those...
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    Yessss, they count! After I bought the detachable massage showerhead for my apt last year... I never wanted to leave!!
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    I've done the nooner thing, but the day I really remember was when I was in college... I was driving to class and it was raining, my bf called me and said, I'm not going to school today, I think you need to blow it off too and come over to my house. So, needless to say, it didn't take a lot of convincing on my part and I went to his house, where we proceeded to have sex the whole entire day... I even called into work (this was a Friday)... Yeah, we ended up staying in bed pretty much the whole weekend... *sigh* Those were the days.... I've got to find me another one of those days... SOON!!
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    Wow... work with your wife... you definitely don't have to call in...
  13. jumpchikk
    called into work or skipped school to stay home (or wherever for that matter) to have sex???
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    Uhhh...boss... ummm, I can't ummm ooohhh yess... I can't...OOOOOOO YES....come....oh oh oh.... in today... I have a ummmm fever....
  15. jumpchikk
    Them female whuffos will get ya everytime...
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    Had this discussion the other night with a fellow dzer... for girls, they would totally need some help with a BOB, preferably inserted before door then pull it out under canopy and get bizayyyyyyy....
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    When you really like someone- digging their chili or all up in their Kool Aid (also can be used when someone is all up in yo' BIZNAZZ) When someone has just flamed the hell outta someone else- Damn, he/she just burnt yo' biscuits... When someone is going really fast- They're cooking with gas... Here lately I've gotten on this kick of calling people fuktards (which isn't very nice), but you have to admit it is a pretty funny word and I have influenced others around me to say it as well... Most of the sayings I have are from my fifth grade class I used to teach.
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    I wish I could come down and be with you guys... it sounds like so much fun, plus it's the beach... not a lot of clothes action going on at the beach... Oh well, there's always next year! You guys have fun!! I expect phone calls!!!
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    We can start Friday and carry it on into Saturday...
  20. jumpchikk
    Hey! I resemble that remark!
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    Happy Birthday Sweet Girl
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    Who said anything about being in the outfits? Even though, you know you wouldn't be able to keep me out of em... hee hee
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    Yeah, I want to judge too...
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    oooooooooooooooooo, me likey
  25. jumpchikk
    I've had good and bad relationships. The ones I had in high school were fun and packed with a lot of good times. My marriage ended badly, but there was no turning back on that one and don't ever want to see him again. I can maintain frienships with my exes... some I choose to, some I choose not to. I truly believe that your SO should be your best friend. It should be the first person you want to tell anything to. Your cuddle bunny, your gossip partner, your track mate, your go to guy/girl with any problem in the world... The person that knows you inside and out. I thought I had that a couple of times, but after awhile I just knew that it wasn't meant to be and that's okay because it just opens up the opportunity for the people that are right for each of us. Until that happens, I'm not going to sweat it. The most important thing I do in this life is not to waste my "in the meantime" moments... I will never have that time back again.