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  1. jumpchikk
    I have a secret shrine just for him...
  2. jumpchikk
    Most definitely
  3. jumpchikk
    That's really sweet and all, but let's make sure that the feeling is mutual and that she LIKES YOU TOO before putting yourself out there on the line or she is feeling obligated to go out with you because you bought her flowers...
  4. jumpchikk
    Yes, I agree with Andrea, just call her and ask her out after work for drinks. That way you know right off if she's interested and you've saved your money if she's not!!
  5. jumpchikk
    Have you talked to her before? Does she know who you are? Flowers may be a little too much right off the bat. I know if I got flowers from some random guy, I would be flattered, but in the back of my mind it would also freak me out a little. That's really putting yourself out there on the line right up front. If you start it out that way and say she is into you, do you feel like you would continually have to keep topping what you've done before? I truly think flowers are for when you are already intimate with someone and it's a special way to let them know that you are thinking about them.
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    Hey, when ya find some, can ya give some to me or at least let me know where you found it?
  7. jumpchikk
    The most memorable drunken experience I had was when I took one of my really good girlfriends out for her 21st b-day. She got shit faced, the guy we were with got fucked up... I was the most sober of the three. Anyway, we get into his Pathfinder to go to his apt. and I get in the backseat with her. (big mistake).... She puked all over herself and all over me. I ended up taking not only all her clothes off but mine as well. The guy gave me his shirt to put on and we found a blanket to wrap around us. We are a mile from his apt. and here we come up on a roadblock... Our only saving grace was that the guy we were with was a cop here in TN (he lived in GA)...
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    Hey Lee, this ones for you... Dress him.... make him wear pink button down shirts....and if you don't like what he's wearing complain about it on long trips...
  9. jumpchikk
    Buy him a love fern and ask him about it every single second of every single day like it's a child...
  10. jumpchikk
    Let him go down on you and then ask him to go get you some chocolate from the store and when he gets back, eat a whole lot of it and then ask him if he thinks you are fat, start crying profusely and once he has left, sleep comfortably in your own bed.
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    oooo yeah!!
  12. jumpchikk
    Tell him you are on the pill and that he doesn't need to wear a condom, but really you stopped taking the pill YEARS ago...
  13. jumpchikk
    During sex, ask him if he's in there... After he's in there, ask him repeatedly if he's finished yet...
  14. jumpchikk
    YES!!!! Let me know if you need a ride from the airport.
  15. jumpchikk
    The fuckerware party is going to be Sat. afternoon/early evening...
  16. jumpchikk
    I gotcha girl!
  17. jumpchikk
    Do u let her outside at all? Have a place to keep her outside during the day? Just seems a little extreme to put her down...
  18. jumpchikk
    How old is your cat?
  19. jumpchikk
    How about I stick the saxaphone in your arse?
  20. jumpchikk
    You would like that, wouldn't you?
  21. jumpchikk
    You are getting me confused again with your mum...
  22. jumpchikk
    His trailer is going to have that new fresh trailer scent... your trailer smells like ass...
  23. jumpchikk
    Depends... were you naked Ramen noodle wrestling alone too?
  24. jumpchikk
    "Real thugs get down on the floor on the floor, real thugs get down on the floor, LIKE A PIMP"
  25. jumpchikk
    Not a big deal if you leave a message or not... here lately, my voicemail inbox has been full so if you call, you can't leave a message anyway... I don't answer calls if I don't know the number and if I'm asleep...you better hope it's an emergency...