KawiZX900
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wouldn't it be something else to buy and sell aircraft for a living???.... maybee in my 50's and 60's.... "Yeah, I used to sell Mazda's and vintage Dautsuns. Think you need a self starter with excellent growth potential???" Lol plaid suit and butterfly collar not included. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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Yeah, I've heard of this holiday, but I've yet to celebrate it. Damn..... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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so.... whats your credit card bill look like?
KawiZX900 replied to TribalTalon's topic in The Bonfire
I'm about 20G in the hole 5 of that on credit cards... I just ignore them when they call. I've gotten tired of telling them when I can't pay the bills. I may be making rent this month though..... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky -
A) will look much cooler when doing diving cartwheel turns. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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get a bunch of bannana cream pies and walk them into that office and nail the fukers that fired you. Hell whats the worst that they could do? Have you arrested? My ass, the cops would laugh and you'd be way gone before they show up.. BANNANA CREAM PIES Mang! YOU KNOW THIS! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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do you know wher your daughter is? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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I used to hock big loogies and hold the snot between my index and thumb and make a noice stringy slimy snot that my dog would just eat up and look at me like I had just give her the best snack in the world. It was the funniest god damn thing ever. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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Vibes dude. Make sure to hold on to your stapler. give em Hell. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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If you don't live in Jamaica and hold some pretty serious beliefs I wouldn't trend dread your hair. sounds to me like you need a Shut up Hippie Cock Punch. (in a good way) Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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That was the best episode ever. I havn't laughed that hard in a long time. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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there is no new news. Carry On. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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Best Screenname and where did it come from???
KawiZX900 replied to NoShitThereIWas's topic in The Bonfire
If I could have a do over I'd probably shot for LawnDart Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky -
for a managerial position w/ an ad firm. if I get it, I'll be able to pay Ground Zero off and get learned. and fix my car. after I make rent. (late) Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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laugh any harder and I'll have to wipe tears away from my eyes.... YEEEAAAAHHHHH that was a COCK PUNCH of a post if I ever wrote one. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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just do some backdoor research with the Shocker and open said starfish with your thumbs, making sure that if you're going to be a turd burgler that you're getting away clean, and then just poke on in like a turtle. If she's got a moist cake, should be no problemo mang. butt sex.. he said butt, huhh huhh huhhh -Beavis yeah, go sans lube. She'll feel good and dirty and so will you. Just make sure you ask her really loud where it's at, repeat question several times so that all your neighbors know what time it is. didn't happen unless you've got it on video don't forget to post video. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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Does anyone actually really know how to send vibes?
KawiZX900 replied to Muenkel's topic in The Bonfire
rent the movie Caddyshack and pay special close attention to Chevy Chase. That is how you send {{{VIBES}}} then drink every time Bill Murray says "come here little gopher" drink again when he says " I'm gonna kill you" Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky -
It didn't make me (proud) to see him doing that. The only thing I missed during the 1/2 time show was the return of Jeeeeesuuuusssssss Christ enough already. U2 did a really good job a couple years ago.. or was that last year? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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what's left of my instrument panel from my Kawasaki ZX 900 is currently being used as my ashtray while smoking in front of my Mac think tank. Back when it was functional I had pegged it right over 160mph on the 5 S for a good long wee morning stetch....... I asolutely have to get another and get it up to Willow Springs and Laguna Seca for track dayz. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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You are a Rock Star! nooice!!! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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I actually made it out just before gerneral population shift from 23 hr lockdown for 3 days for an open container that wasn't even mine in the great hick state of South Carolina. Cop arrested two 18 year old transients and let the trailer park who passed his beer into the back seat and his nasty natty ice lawn trophy go. couldn't fukin believe it. in the klink for three days for a can that wasn't even mine. A girlfriend of mine got popped the first night we were down there and we spare changed her way out of jail. Later that month over 10 of us got arrested for hacky sackin after hours on the boardwalk in Mertyle.... I can't make this shit up. I highly reccomend stearing wide of Myrtle Beach SC.... by at least a state. Shit, those fuckers make Kentucky hicks look like bicycle messengers in comparison. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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what about Wolfman Jack??? and Big Chuck and Little Jon??? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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Prince and Beyoncee were pretty cool. Cristina's tataboobierinodingo's were pretty nice. Sean Paul botched a perfectly good sting song. and Justin Timberlake made me want to puke up a lung and beat the life out of everything good in the world. That kid is such a kook. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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I am. I worked on em, gotta watch people have more fun and more money than me. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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A happy sock? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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Evil Dead 2 Dead by Dawn. Toxic Avenger. Ice Pirates. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky