KawiZX900

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  1. If it wern't for South Park I may lose my grip on reality... thank the good lord for South Park, or rather thank the aliens for not canceling the reality t.v. show called (EARTH) Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  2. What's gun control? A:) The Weaver stance........ Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  3. tell him he needs to get his colon cleaned because he smells like shit... or is that your breath? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  4. I was at the airport in San Diego a while ago, and this older lady w/her daughter was 4-5 people in front of me. Every time she opened her fuckin mouth. You could smell the hounds of Hell in the air off of her breath. It would just hang out and linger in the air. I was choking and getting ill off of her breath. It only took a second to identify whose breath it was. i really wanted to break ranks and cut ahead in line to tell her to go see a doctor. We were in line for the security check point and I had to suffer through her nasty breath for over a 1/2 hour.... did you tell this guy or what?? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  5. what are the odds of getting a nasty virus through Kaza? like some hard drive SARS or some shit? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  6. There was a a thumbnail in FHM or Maxim on Joe Jennings mentioning throwing cars out of planes, did'nt credit anyone, just the pic of Joe and a car and something about huh, how bout that or some shit Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  7. NOICE ! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  8. KawiZX900

    High/Low

    High: goin surfin fer low tide Low: woke up 2 hours late to meet my friend on the cliffs. B) pretty decent hangover... DON"T POST DRUNK>> Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  9. I'm goin. I know i'm in for some hurt, but I can't just sit around and smell day old beer on my clothes..... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  10. HHHHMMM Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  11. KawiZX900

    High/Low

    High: met a lot of great people tonight, and going surfing in a couple of hours.. and todays waves were rad Low: met some islander fuk that was really close minded and did not appreciate people (me) on the up and up and could pose a problem to the all good in my life. now, i've gotta watch my shit, aka punk islander bitotch with nothing going for him so he's got to make his outta other peoples all good livin..... (he's going to get hurt) and i'm a lover not a fighter...... ohhh well , it's been a while since i've hurt someone. Holly, I miss your outlook on life... If you visit dreams stop by one of mine, I'm hurting w/o you around. Misss You Kyle Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  12. romeo y julietta mo betta than a cohiba Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  13. KawiZX900

    High/Low

    High: TIDE Low: gotta turtle head pokin out, delaying my ETA Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  14. i did manage to get out there from 2:30 to 6, tomorrow for sure. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  15. dude, i don't. is that sad or what? put bling money down on a new surfboard so i don't have the flow to do any of the cool shit i wanted to do this weekend Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  16. fuk tact, if he has haletosis tell him. save yourself Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  17. i'm 27 and i don't remember what day my Moms' birthday is.. am i wrong for that? yeah i know i am, but it's escaping me for some reason Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  18. o.k. so i didn't make it this morning.. now i'm just sitting here at work watching CNN and counting every second until 10:30 when I can hop in the jetta and go grab my surfboard, and get my head right.... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  19. sounds like you need a "shocker" Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  20. didn't make it. was all ready to, then realized that I moved 12 miles from the beach when a week ago i lived a mile from the cliffs. fucked my timing all up fuk i need a beer. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  21. in austrailia i asked for Ketchup and got this instead "you Americans, ketchup, ketchup. think the world revolves around you. Ketchup is a brand, it's tomato paste around here. got it?. so i was like yeah, but do you have any ketchup.. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  22. I'll let you know once i get to work, but what do you think? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  23. KawiZX900

    High/Low

    High: my new Native custom board is gettin it's gloss Low: no bonus at the surf shop for a while. Some bitch tweaker dropped off a stolen board and sold it to the store for 200 bucks a couple hours later the guy that actually owned the board showed up with the cops to get it back. stores out 200 bucks Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  24. yeah, the remixx is noice, the white boy beenie rap is more than a little disturbing Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  25. what is Spanish for "money shot" Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky