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    You have a job! Yes. He has a job. He is my bitch. When the underside of my testicles build up to much perspiratuion, he licks the beads of sweat off with his tongue. My comfort is his #1 priority. Looks like funks is back. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    At the seashore, Billy, the wind is usually blowing inland. I've done a dozen Paracommander jumps at Dillingham in Hawaii......that was an experience with the winds they get there. Can you say HEAD FOR THE BIG SUGARCANE FIELD ! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    [reply We've been vertically challenged & into tall women for a long time.
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    Not a tiny bit sappy. It touched those of us who have worn the uniform profoundly. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Short People got no reason Short People got no reason Short People got no reason To live They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Round here its a J/K , Krip. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Leave cutains open so we can watch You'd need a milk carton to stand on to peek in the window. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    but man....she sure can cook ! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    There is no greater pacifist than the warrior who has experienced war....but he/she will go back time and time again because sometimes its just a job that needs to be done. Bonnie , that was beautiful. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    [reply I understand in the real world that we are often times quite busy, sometimes overloaded and we are only human and sometimes overlook things, but that does not negate the fact that we have an obligation when we take on the responsibilities (which are immense) as skydiving instructors. That is all… - You make very good points. Bottom line is this. Its incumbent on the jumper to know his gear...dates and such. As you said, its our job as instructors to make sure they know how to check their gear and use it all properly. Your last paragraph , which I quoted, is the deciding factor in all this. How busy are we ? Personally I have been rushed so badly on a busy tandem day that I could hardly regroup between jumps. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Or Golf.....dont forget Golf. The reason being is that they both tend to be safe benign sports that will not result in the same severe injuries or death as if they screw up skydiving. In this day and age they may not even have to screw up to arrive at the same end. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Checking the reserve repack data card is one of the PRIMARY steps in a pre-flight gear check. Youre just splitting hairs. Before the start of the jumpday for student gear. Before the first jump for experienced....but on every jump thruout the day....you gotta be shitting me. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Oh I'm sorry you 2 seem to be under the misinformed impression that I either want or care for your opinions. My Bad You always seem to want the last word though. JMO bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Are Mormons and truckdrivers hard to tell apart? Nope. The Mormons got all the wives and kids. The truckdrivers got their names on the back of their belts like in Brokeback mtn.and biscuits and gravy in their mustache. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    [replyI don't think that will really prevent the spread of AIDS. AIDS. Is this something you know about first hand ? No, I learned about it from news reports from Utah. Youre absolutely right.....the place is a truckdrivers Mecca ! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    OH, so you're a pitcher then. I'll show you at Lost Prairie. Keep you socks ON! I don't think that will really prevent the spread of AIDS. AIDS. Is this something you know about first hand ? bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    [reply Nope. My pooter remains virginal. OH, so you're a pitcher then. I'll show you at Lost Prairie. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    You sound like a real authority on the subject. Part of my college schooling is in Greek Philisophy....I read a few books about it. But is is first hand knowledge? Nope. My pooter remains virginal. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    You sound like a real authority on the subject. Part of my college schooling is in Greek Philosophy....I read a few books about it. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    If it was a "real" greek tragedy you'd have a sore ass too.
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    [reply I think youre wrong, Dave. Could be. I was trying to respect your retirement, but since you're so smart, you just got the CIA. Blues, Dave Do I getta carry a gun ? A big gun? ohboyohboyohboy bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    I think youre wrong, Dave. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Can you say Norelco Tripleheader ? bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    funks. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    midget TM

    bozo replied to livendive's topic in The Bonfire

    I *have* been seen to mix it up on occasion. Blues, Dave I had no idea you were such a fashion icon , Dave. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    midget TM

    bozo replied to livendive's topic in The Bonfire

    tevas and white socks...some things never change. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.