suz

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  1. Look at that shit!!!! I'm no Longer A NEWBIE. I'll no longer need this ( takes off her training wheels) Or this! ( takes off the nappie) Or this!! ( Takes off the neon flashing sign that says "Newbie" attached to her head) (does a little boogie on the spot, then realises she naked from the waist down, and runs for the hills) Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  2. suz

    Very sad :-(

    (blows lots of kisses) i'm sorry sweetie. my heart cries for you, went through something very similar in may. chin up, go for a jump! then you can be with her........for about 50 secs.. ( gives Christoofar big cuddles) Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  3. suz

    payday!

    Man you guys are reminding how much i hate my job....I get paid to stuff chickens...yay ( that would be one huge dose of enthusiasm coming from the Suzmiester!!!!) Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  4. why? you're confusing me now...he'll be strapped to my back, I wont see him...my solo jump is in two more jumps!!!!!!!!!! i think... i dunno....crap. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  5. Thank God!!!! I'll be outta the nappies and onto the panties!!! Wish I could say the same with my AFF course Although being a newbie wasnt all that bad... Going to my DZ next week!!! for my third jump ever. What a champ I am! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  6. Get one!!!! Hell!!!! Get Three!!! I've got two, and about to get my third!!!! I have a animated devil on my butt, and a paw print on my belly...one guess what my next is gonna be!!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  7. Hey look who woke from the dead!!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  8. suz

    Illusions...

    Oh my pancrea's!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  9. I am a dickhead..... I was going to type that it wasnt a stupid thing to celebrate, because I'm celbrating that I only have 9 posts to go before I'm no longer a Newbie.....Now I'll have to say that I only have 8 to go. I cant believe I posted nothing...I must go bury my head in the sand....oh! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  10. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  11. Yeah, but at least Skydiving's been around alot longer and now have the safety equipment to back you up.....SO THERE!!! HA!!!!!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  12. suz

    Your Zodiac Sign?

    No, we're just the rare gems!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  13. Crazy...but you're cute! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  14. NOOOOOOOOO! Wait for me!!! i've never heard of this pub!! then again, i am only new what time does drinking start? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  15. (trys to muffle a laugh) Ok Darling!! You do that! I'll um...start digging your grave... Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  16. Hmmm...dont think i'll try it myself. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  17. Thanks Lummy! (kisses) you're a angel. I'll see if i can get there...My time is different to you guys...it's 11:00am here. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  18. LMFAO (sighs) f@cking funny....cheers! needed that Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  19. nobody wants to post the link ( suz eyes start to swell with tears) Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  20. Yeah!!!!! have you heard about the new toy in white water rafting? its this massive ball that you inflate and you actually stand inside and bounce down the rapids!!!!!!!!! its so cool. I want to try it! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  21. yeah!!!! They use a helicopter, that hovers over the side of a cliff, with a huge F@ck off net attached. You jump and land into the net! Freaky stuff if you ask me. You can see the net swaying in the wind...doesnt look all that safe. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  22. Is that an open invitation? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  23. suz

    phobia

    LMFAO Nice one, bro!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  24. suz

    Your Zodiac Sign?

    (Sings in a very loud and out of tune voive) You never know just how much I love you!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  25. (Hick!) " I am not cunt, drunkstable!" (Hick!) g'day and welcome! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after