suz

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  1. Cant go back now that your here!!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  2. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  3. LMFAO@blonde bf joke. How do you know when a blonde has been on the computer? there's white out on the screen. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  4. Ha you stuffed up! If I were to shoot you...then I'd be more concerned about that blender, if I were you. But if you were saying that for my sake....why thank you! for being so concerned for my health! God...I am good. I dont get stressed....I do everything right the first time! edited because I had a case of typing before I thinked...common case for blondes. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  5. I am about to shoot you! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  6. Hmmm...I never noticed. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  7. Hey! would that be piss people off, or offend? How many words do I spell wrong on average? Honestly....come on now, throw me a friggin bone here! I can think of a few other people here that could use your advice better then I can.... Hey....did I just get offended by that....Why...yes I did!!! oh look at that! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  8. suz

    WAR IS COMING!

    Honey....do you want me to make a distinct point here???? WE ARE THE WORLD. There is no "world" then....."USA" we are whole. I was just offended by your post, and thought I'd say what I felt. With comments you just said...no wonder. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  9. By having a oxygen tank handy....hang on....you dont talk on the net.....um....a massuer! handy! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  10. I cant seem to think of anything to say that nobody will find offensive...so I am going to just smile and nod!
  11. *Suz sighs* I totally give up on this thread. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  12. That is one truly, beautiful story. My father stutters quite a bit. I dont notice it because I constantly see him, but when I bring mates over for the first time, they always seem to mention his stutter. Myself? I actually tend to get the shakes really badly if I am nervous or mad or anxious. I get so embarrassed by it. Because I think people are thinking that I am some addict. I wish I had the guts to say something like that to people. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  13. Then you'd need a oxygen tank to tell the joke! that would cost money, which no body has...and the whole world would go into depression. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  14. Erno? I cant tell if your serious or not?? I am a bit offended by that. For all I know you could walk around constantly with your tounge hanging out like that! Sorry....I'll go take it to the bad jokes thread. **Suz walks away with her blonde- fair- dinkum-aussie tail between her legs** Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  15. We arent talking about your ears here flea boy! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  16. But...I...You...hmmm. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  17. THAT'S IT!!!!! you all suck! That's not a joke, so you cant get offended by that! **Suz blows a rasberry to Erno and Nac and folds her arms in satisfaction** Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  18. Erno....I am starting to dislike you Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  19. **suz tries to muffle her laugh** Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  20. HUH? come on now....I am a blonde....need to speak simple to me here. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  21. I am offended by that (now testing yours) Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  22. suz

    need help

    LMFAO!!! ooh!!!! and go set it up on the front lawn.... bring out the white spray paint and mark your wee little white cross...make sure it's out of the way of the post man's route...that would be devastating...wouldnt like tyre marks on your new jumpsuit, now!!! **suz's brain starts to kick in** Ahhhh... dig a little hole, drag out the hose, and you got yourself a swoop pond! (TA DA!) Oh...the humour. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  23. Ok...so we all gotta walk around with rigs on, gas masks attached,personal alarms, pepper spray, breathe out when we open mail....um...surely there's got to be something else I forgot... I have a bad sense of humour. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  24. I just read Erno's post about offensive jokes...I am sorry if anyone got offended by my "blind" joke!!!!! But to enlighten you all, and I am sure that no one will be offended, HERE'S ANOTHER JOKE!! Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: The boy fell in the mud Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
  25. **Suz gears up in her armour, ready for action** Bring it on! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after