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brilliant. absolutely brilliant. 2 thumbs up! namaste, motherfucker.

now why is that, young lady? do tell...... namaste, motherfucker.

man, oh man, i had no idea it was goin to be THAT kinda party! lmao. i don't know if i can keep UP with you guys anymore......... namaste, motherfucker.

night jump! namaste, motherfucker.

6:0:0 6 titties jigglin and a partridge in a pear tree namaste, motherfucker.

do you think they can handle all 3 pairs in one shot? namaste, motherfucker.

gawdam, suds, thats even older than me.... namaste, motherfucker.

amen, brother. believe it or not people, you got to fight the power... namaste, motherfucker.

NWS NWS NWS NWS NWS NWS NWS NWS thank you sir. may i have another namaste, motherfucker.

you live in renton?! what a coinkydink. one of my dearest, bestest friends lives in beautiful renton. AND i have ridden in your OTTER! down here, of course. woohoo. namaste, motherfucker.

Mandy, you gotta help me out on this one!! namaste, motherfucker.

kidnap yourself and use the ransom money to move into a trailer on the DZ. when a plane goes up, be on it. when a door goes open, get out of it. lather rinse repeat. namaste, motherfucker.

i saw at DivaSkyChick's xmas party? namaste, motherfucker.

the photographer was none other than...... and her more ambitious works will just have to wait until someone gets me real drunk. namaste, motherfucker.

Oh yeah, that Lew is all man. Not. But she is 6'1" of amazingly cool chica. Kris it was a fuckin joke, but OOOOLAAALAAAAA, thanks for the clarification! namaste, motherfucker.

Hey, she had a party! lotsa boobies! BOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!! i saw SIX boobies! No roadblocks for the 'sober as a judge' guy, am home, thanks, goodnight 'old hand'. namaste, motherfucker.

forget the rest, this is your whole trip!!!!!!!!! it has been done by lesser men than you, Lew so just push on through. see ya when we see ya namaste, motherfucker.

Welcome, fellow dignity-challenged sir! I count myself in good company. Might there be another? namaste, motherfucker.

let me clarify. if shedding clothing in public is undignified, then so be it. i don't see things this way. so there secondly.... that photo is un-retouched (whatever that means, but thats what they say) taken by one with a great eye for a photo. there are more where that came from. thirdly..... i wondered how long it would take you, michele, to get your aborted pds#100 present. namaste, motherfucker.

ummm, you gonna leave me hangin here all alone? namaste, motherfucker.

i would never be part of a religion that would have me as a member....... namaste, motherfucker.

like, the band? sorry, not in the mood for creme of sum yung guy this morning..... tripe, hominy, cilantro, onions, chili's, is a soup. namaste, motherfucker.

oooooooooooooooohhhhhh. is saturday morning in phoenix and i got a hankerin for a big bowl of MENUDO. does that qualify? namaste, motherfucker.

1. Answer the door naked and carrying weaponry (immediate results). 2. Pretend to be the slowest talking person in the world and see how long their spirit of charity lasts. 3. Answer every one of their questions with: "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to get flustered and leave. 4. Ask them to reconcile Revelation 1 and 22 for the "Alpha & Omega's" identity (Jesus or God), repeat constantly. You may have to resort to another method to actually get rid of them, but this will definitely make them sweat. 5. Excuse yourself from your living room (or wherever)... and don't come back. 6. Make a series of increasingly reprehensible fake phone calls (bookie, order for pornography, drug deal, obscene call, and if they are STILL there, a tearful confession to the police for the murder of the last Witnesses who visited you.) 7. Pick an oft-repeated word in their lexicon (God, Jesus, heaven, it, the etc.) and giggle whenever they utter it. If they ask you what's going on, say "nothing, why?" in very even tones, and giggle again. 8. Same as #7, except say "beep" instead of giggling. 9. (Males only) Feign an intense interest in their spiel. Part way through, begin putting on make-up, hosiery, a dress, the whole nine yards. Make encouraging noises (uh huh, I see...) throughout, and if they ask you what you're doing, pull a # 7. If they're still there when you are done, Ask them if they would please kindly leave as you have a hot date in ten minutes. Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up 10. their God. stolen from Robert Anton Wilson namaste, motherfucker.

can a bruddah get a bump o that pixie dust? seriously, thank you for your tireless effort. namaste, motherfucker.