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  1. imagine the possibilities...... with 135 candidates anyone could win with 15% of the vote. where will they stand on the issues? when the laughing is over, where will california be? OMFG. gray davis is shameless. yeah, i fucked everything up and have nothing to say except 'watch me backtrack' but you better not trust your neighbor to vote the way you would. yeah, a republican would clean this mess up, but californians are so gullible that it's likely that a porn king (larry flynt), a porn queen (mary carrie) or the terminator will be voted in. not to mention my backstabbing ethnocentric understudy. just vote no. AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH. tragic comedy? i'll let you decide. namaste, motherfucker.
  2. ummm, best kind of memories. lots of obtuse and futile attempts to distance oneself from documented events. attempts to imagine the scale of nignoggery to come. innuendo taken to its highest form. loving, laughing, hurting, living. see you then. im drunk. never mind. namaste, motherfucker.
  3. This is the long awaited Willie Wonka, Part Deux isn't it? Are you one of the little people? I loved the Oompa Loompas? DUUUUUUDE! last time i saw WW, i was on the upswing of a handfull of fresh shrooms! life altering... OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE namaste, motherfucker.
  4. right fuckin on. there is a glimmer of sanity in the 1st world. lmao. namaste, motherfucker.
  5. what is that?.... 2:1? lol. namaste, motherfucker.
  6. really? did you get pied? namaste, motherfucker.
  7. you can see the bar from your bedroom window. off to get another double tanquerai tonic big squeeze lime. namaste, motherfucker.
  8. jt, you know you are a shoe-in. take yur time, bruddah. gawdam dave, where were your numbers last time i saw you? namaste, motherfucker.
  9. well im an idiot. i saw fl and looked no further. our very own skybytch just moved to fla. puerto rico, hows the jumping there. i know a mamacita keeps trying to get me to go home with her. just kiddin bout the newbie thing. i been drankin. lol. namaste, motherfucker.
  10. it's on. and no, i don't wanna buy a duck. namaste, motherfucker.
  11. well, i guess you are a newbie, lol. where are you jumping? namaste, motherfucker.
  12. pds

    Rules of life

    no matter how much someone needs to be dead, it's just too messy. go to a movie instead. trust me. namaste, motherfucker.
  13. eh. you ken have it. i quit. just make sure i don't have to clean toilets, ok? namaste, motherfucker.
  14. you suck. in the nicest possible way, of course. good on you. keep it up and take the bytch to your premier. we are all happy for you, bruddah. sky namaste, motherfucker.
  15. you are evil. meeces are people too. lol. just pick up the vacuum and let the cat have at it. namaste, motherfucker.
  16. well, this little person don know hoo da fuck you are. lol thats really cool man. i'm happy for you. if acting is in your bagotricks i can't think of a better occupation for a skydiver. except for skydiving. lol. break a leg. btw, who da phuk are you? namaste, motherfucker.
  17. jump 19 on a student rig with a 15 year old canopy. pc and dbag tore the entire center cell top skin off at 1300 feet. namaste, motherfucker.
  18. ask seniors on fixed incomes being charged exorbitant prices for prescription drugs that are being dumped in other countries such as canada and mexico at incredibly slashed cost. ever heard of casino buses or bingo buses, well in the northeast there is a booming industry of prescription busses, regularly transporting seniors to canada to get the SAME drugs at 50-70 % less. our senior citizens are voting with thier dollars. good for them. they know it isn't 'legal' but have been more that happy to go on national TV and talk about it. leave tommy alone, ashcroft. ESCHELON ESCHELON ESCHELON ESCHELON ESCHELON bite my ass, you patriot bill whore bite my ass, you patriot bill whore ESCHELON ESCHELON ESCHELON ESCHELON ESCHELON namaste, motherfucker.
  19. thank you, michele. you never fail to amaze me with exquisite blends of self-depracation, humility, humor and grace. love you kiddo. stop being sick, NOW! namaste, motherfucker.
  20. bwaahaaaaaa, i told you you would make someone a good wife someday, arty! lol. namaste, motherfucker.
  21. the rig. believe it or not, i have esp and know for a fact that you were blessed with a perfectly good set of titties. (ooh, i feel like a bad boy using the 't' word, spank me) iffn ur ever in need of confirmation, you know how to get hold of me. sky esq. chairman and co-founder of the admirers of ittie bittie titties committee. namaste, motherfucker.
  22. iffen ya git one a dem critters up against a cliff, theyll push back. good luvvin, shore nuff. u r scr00-d. namaste, motherfucker.
  23. looks like a lot of us are going to be close to 400. what are the odds of a mass 400th hybrid. would be something to write home about. namaste, motherfucker.
  24. wow, too damn funny. 38 people read the post i made in which i actually gave bush some credit and empathy and NOT ONE reply. coicidence? i'll let you decide. lmmfao namaste, motherfucker.