pds

happier than a puppy with two peters namaste, motherfucker.

uhhhhhh. ahhhhhh plop namaste, motherfucker.

Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense? yup. just you. joke is stupid, but does makes [sense?], and better if he wulda sed antenner steada arial. namaste, motherfucker.

iq test? where? this is simply another random attempt to stir shit. namaste, motherfucker.

hey, who wants to see another picture of my dick? namaste, motherfucker.

umm, me? not convincing, huh? oh well. you go chocolate fairy! xooxox namaste, motherfucker.

good deed for day: mark, you may find that using the markup for horizontal line works well. having to scroll just for you is a sacrifice i am not sure i am willing to keep making. i thought of you yesterday while sitting in those coach class seats. see you soon. namaste, motherfucker.

one thing is for sure, i got some SLEEP last night. that helped a lot. i look at this thread and shake my head but all in all i am glad that i made it. even if i was so loopy i got the dates wrong. lol. i dug up the paperwork and it was the 28th, not the 29th. like it matters, im a dork anyway. you have all been so kind. except for that fucker that was using my pityparty thread to pick up on chicks. grrrrrrrrrr. namaste, motherfucker.

hahaaa. yall are offa the hook this time. i aint got no rear views. namaste, motherfucker.

will you please turn your man club card in to the nearest enforcement officer? guys will do anything, and you know i mean anything, to get a girl naked. and getting more than one naked in the same place?!?!! soup bowls indeed. strategically edited to add: STRAIGHT guys, that is. namaste, motherfucker.

in what context are you meeting them? if your position is one of trust then i am sure a few well placed words about how much of a FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS(tm) they are making it may someday percolate into real action. said jokeingly but meant seriously. namaste, motherfucker.

sounds like a 'cool' idea, dave. count me in. namaste, motherfucker.

ill sign you mine if you sign me yours. oops. what? happy day, sunnyD. it's gonna be like the baby boom all over again! sky d-sumthinsumthin namaste, motherfucker.

does this mean we are going steady, mistress? i watch the movies, i dont study his biography, muffin. namaste, motherfucker.

well sleep was elusive last night. no suprise eh? so here is me admitting something else. sept 29, 2002 was the day that ela and i made our first skydive. sept 29 2003 seemed like an appropriate day (luckily so) to go and get a D license. anybody says that two people can't share a D ticket is going to the mat with me. i will see your vidocin and beer with a couple guinness and a long ass drive home. love you guys. goodnight. namaste, motherfucker.

dint you hear? kittycats are better skydivers than base jumpers. fact. beaten by a bunch of pussies. now THATS GAY! LMMFAO. namaste, motherfucker.

not quite as striking an angle, but THIS is staring right at you! i was captivated by just a few of the busts. namaste, motherfucker.

noice touch. bitch thanks guys. i, of all people, understand that being alone is not being lonely. i have spent most of my life being alone and quite happily miserable. the past 10 months have been the darkest times i could never have imagined. i have gone from shock and denial to acceptance. i seem to be feeling again and most of all i feel is lonely. a kind of senseless monster that refuses to be sated. so what to do? quit therapy a while ago. fuckin head shrinkers. so what to do? why, make an ass of myslef in public of course. and behave as if i am the only one who feels this way. as if nobody else has dark times. i am just out of ideas. and for those who don't know me: i am not thinking of offing myself. those of you who do probably wish i would and just stfu already. no such luck, im coming to a barstool near you soon enough. on a lighter note: i just went outside to work on the car and it told me in no uncertain terms to go fuck myself. so i guess a country song is in the making. namaste, motherfucker.

if them was dog years we might have some talkin to do later today! namaste, motherfucker.

well, hell, i cudda toldya that! namaste, motherfucker.

a good jump? namaste, motherfucker.

ummm, i will defer to those of us more qualified to expand on that. namaste, motherfucker.

are you TRYING to hijack your own thread? flips though user manual...... nope, bad form, young lady... namaste, motherfucker.

felching. namaste, motherfucker.

if you are doing it for shits and giggles you will be doing yourself a disservice. you will most likely be regressed at least one level as a 'check' dive ($$$) and there is a familiarity issue. i think i also saw tonto speaketh of ROI issues. these are valid as well. i would discourage this. but what the hell do i know? namaste, motherfucker.