Slowfaller

Their most recent commercial shows a guy always poking his g/f boobies and then getting all gitty when she says boobies. Always makes think of DZ.com Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

The change in my ashtray isn't going to get you too far. Why don't you come to the city sometime and I'll buy you some drinks

Its my number 1 concern to keep you happy Sunny Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

There are a couple of things I left out Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

I like to eat Tombstone Pizza w/ hot sauce. Can finish a whole one before I know it. Someone said Cheez-its, for sure Mini Slim Jims, they come in a pringles like tube individually wrapped This one is weird but Fire sauce packets from Taco Bell, MMMmmmM Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Thats great Dave, thanks for sharing! Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

if you do a search i posted something similar to this but without the poll, i think, and at the time my new Wings, new Hornet, new Tempo and new Cypres was worth more than my $2000 Honda CRX. I now am paying off a 2002 Mitsubishi Lancer OZ (God i wish it was the Evo) and my rig aint got nothin' on that. Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

its called a preemptive zip it! Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Get your War on Some funny political comics Lets not turn this into a political discussion, if you don't like the comics you can click the x in the top right corner of your window. Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Rent Fear of the Black Hat Great gangsta rap parody mocking the group NWA, sort of. another vote for The Last Samuri or A Mighty Wind or any Christopher Guest movie for that matter. Donnie Darko There is a 10 year anniversary Conan O'brian DVD that blockbuster has, if you like Conan you'll laugh your ass off at this DVD.

nice slappy, nice Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

you're not missing much, sure I'm on the list but last night looking at it I couldn't think of anyone to call. The only person I talk to more then once a month isn't even on the list. Start PMing ppl your number that you post/talk to regularly and that will be much more rewarding than being pretty much anonymous on a DD list. Outasite outa mind Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

OMGLMFAO My coworkers are thinking I'm nuts right now but I can't believe it either. Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

As a joke and not really a pet name I call my girl "Monkey Claws" Started as a joke because Ginny always has her barefeet on coffee tables or on my dash. One day she had her feet on my brother's coffee table and was asked to get her monkey claws off of the table. Kinda stuck after that. Another one is "Gin". Not really a pet name but nobody else seems to call her that besides me. Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Where you gonna be in chicago Val? Some jumpers from SDC are at the q101 block party and I'm supposed to be meeting up w/ them after I get off work. Around 1am, you should meet up too!!

something my boss just sent to me: Here are ten comments made by sports announcers that I'm sure they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: " This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm-up and it was amazing. " 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: " This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: " The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back. " 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: " I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. " 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: " Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious. " 6. Baseball announcer: " If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. " 7. Basketball analyst: " He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: " Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew. " 9. Metro Radio, College Football: " Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field. " 10. US Open TV Commentator: " One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?" Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Yes I do. Monday night for instance I probably drank $30 and then numerous free drinks while playing poker. Passed out on the couch, woke up at noon, drank a whole bunch of water, smoked a cig(to those who remember yeah i started smoking again) and then manifested at 1. I wasn't really hung over but a little sleepy, after i ate lunch I felt fine and did 3 more jumps. Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Happy Birthday wingnut, i'll have a beer in your honor! Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

I'm sorry, my neck still hurts from the slammers I had yesterday. I'm sure many women find purple as "yummy" as you do Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

do you mean purple jumpsuit with the purple rig? --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

it is skydivegirl! Sunday nights, probably repeats but I've been watching that everyweek for a while. Agreed, that show cracks me up, especially the disenchanted coach mcgirch(sp?) Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Last night everyone was partying like rockstars before we left due to storms being predicted. I would imagine everyone is hung over and sitting in their trailers. Just wait until friday and then I'll be there w/ my g/f and a friend of hers!

ok ok, just like most of you complaining I'm back at work. Little recap: arrived on monday w/ an out of date reserve so I checked that into paraconcepts. Betsy had that done for me and I was able to make the casa sunset load. Total jumps: 1 Tuesday started late after Ginny, Chef Timmy and I played poker until the wee hours of the morning up in skybar and drinking heavily the night before. Got to manifest at about 1pm, did a solo out of the otter. Next jump was a 5 way out of the casa. Horny gorilla, 3 way chunk out of the casa, other guy got in and the star kept rotating so everytime I went for my slot feet would then be in my way. Happend 3 times and then I saw the nod for everyone to lock feet. I backslid away for the star and went in a sit just to stay level w/ them. Jump 3 out of the otter. 4 way sit fly w/ Missy, Heather and Sparky. Went pretty good I just couldnt get real close to everyone. Jump 4 was going to be a solo out of the Casa but ended up being a 2 way sitfly w/ this guy from Perris.(forgot the name) 1st high speed pass and a good sitfly all around. Landed right by the swoop and chug and got a beer out of it even though the Otter load w/ the swoop and chuggers were still climbing. Total jumps: 5 Stand up landings: 5 total sore necks from hard openings: 1 Now I'm working the next 2 days and then back to summerfest on Friday. Life Is Good!! Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

just got here, weather is beautiful and my rig is almost ready Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Yeah, I know john, but thats just it. I didn't even plan on coming until last friday. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM