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  1. You mean this icon? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  2. Pet Peeves from the DOG's perspective: 1. Blaming your gas on me... not funny... not funny at all. 2. Yelling at me for barking... I AM A DOG!! 3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat spit?!! 4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. EXACTLY whose walk is this anyway? 5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose....... stop it. 6. Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why'd you buy the carpet? 7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that firm handshake thing yet. 8. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth: you're just jealous. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello-oh????? Have you noticed the fur? 10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 11. When you stop to pick up the poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me? 12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I FREAK out every time we go back. 13. The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment from the top of the food chain. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  3. and as many hugs as you can spare to Michele. Today's going to be a very bad day for her. Michele, hon, I'll be calling you this evening to chat or listen or whatever. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  4. ARG!!!! Umm...you can delete that at any time. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  5. Would have been kinda difficult. I don't know if I would have recognized you anyway. All I've seen of you thus far is your "constipated" avatar and you naked from the neck down - hiding the good parts. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  6. Elsinore was March 22nd. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  7. Hon, I'm so very sorry. Having had the pleasure of meeting BK, she is a very sweet kitten. I'm glad you had the time with her that you have. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  8. Another one added: Elsinore (CA) Bringing my list to 4 DZ's so far. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  9. 0: 9: 1 Did 9 jumps between Thursday and Saturday. Owe 1 beer for my team's first dive together. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  10. ladyskydiver

    help

    She's so adorable!
  11. ladyskydiver

    help

    Congrats on the wonderful addition to your family. We'll look forward to seeing a pic of your little one. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  12. Sorry, Michele! I have to disagree with you and agree with Keith. And, since you're already out numbered 2 to 1, you might as well just accept it. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  13. And, I thought my gear was heavy. Would not want to have all that gear on and try to jump. Wow! Impressive. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  14. Love you, too, Shark! Prior to coming to CA, I'll have you know that I stood up my last 6 jumps. And, I'm taking a canopy control class next month with a gentleman from PD so I will get better. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  15. The butterfly one is cool. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  16. The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her... so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... " ...And here I am. (See, Blonde Men do exist) Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  17. Lots of love and hugs, MissKriss! Things will get better. They always do. It's just a simple matter of finding the silver lining among the clouds. Go and get yourself pampered - a massage, a manicure, pedicure. Do something for yourself. Give a friend a call and go for coffee and vent if you want. Take a candlelit bubble bath with relaxing music on and allow yourself to cry if you need to. If I was closer, we'd go do a girl's night on the town. If you need anything, PM me. I'll try my best to help. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  18. It will get better. You shouldn't have to work in a place where you're treated bad. Something will come up that you will be happier at. Good luck and best wishes. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  19. ladyskydiver

    GOOD VIBES

    Sorry to hear that your screw's loose. Hope the doc fixes everything, and you're doing better soon. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  20. Yes, Michele? You called, hon? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  21. Good one. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  22. Nice rig! Congrats! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  23. Hi. Welcome to the forums. Glad to have you here. Sorry to hear about Peter's accident but am glad to see that he's still living life to the fullest and that you are so supportive. You may want to go into the General Skydiving Discussion forum to get responses on the question as to Peter being able to do solos. You probably will get more responses there. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.