ladyskydiver

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams!, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest!!!! I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?! ************* Had to post this. One of my guy friends sent this to me. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Kate, Thanks for the suggestion. I need to go shopping!!! This sounds like heaven.

Great job, Bill! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Mint chocolate chip Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Congrats on getting cleared for jumping.

I've got a Factory Diver. Nice price, good helmet. I do regret not spending the extra cash for an Oxygn or Z1. I don't like the fact you can not flip up the face shield on the Factory Diver. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

My condolences to his family and friends. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Thankfully, no. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Happy Birthday, Wingnut!

It's really easy to cheer up such a beautiful woman as SkyMama. 1) Give her lots of hugs. 2) Send her lots of vibes. 3) Give her lots of hugs. 4) Send her Godiva chocolates. 5) Give her lots of hugs. 6) Suggest she take a hot bubble bath and drink a glass (or two) of wine while enjoying the bath. 7) Give her lots of hugs. And, if all else fails: HUGS I think that about covers it. Oh, and did I forget to mention the hugs? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

I like the design, but the red looks more of a brownish-red. I'd make the red a little bit more red - but stay with a blue-based red. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

2 piercings on my right ear 2 piercings on my left ear No others although I've been contemplating a belly ring for awhile - until the process was described to me - now I'm not sure I'll ever get one. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Happy Birthday, Jess! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Happy Birthday! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

She needs to stay to do the girly way with Sunshine and myself.

Miss you guys lots!!!! Can't wait to see y'all again on Thursday (approx. 5-6:30pm). I'll be back as soon as I can - so anyone between Milwaukee and Rantoul - get outta my way on Thursday!!!! Have a ton of fun until then. Looking forward to my hugs. Oh, and yeah....9 Cells rock!

Took me 8 jumps. (Our AFF is 7 jumps.) Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Lowest pulled main - 2,500 Lowest pulled reserve - 1,000 (hard pull of cut-a-way) Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Degree - Bachelor of Science Major - Management Information Systems So, I have a BS degree in MIS. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Congrats! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Highest I've ever deployed - 13,000 Normal = 3,000 Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

There's still quite a few people that will be there. I'm heading back down to Rantoul on Thursday, and I'll be there through the rest of the boogie.

Ton of DZ.commers met at WFFC: 2: 0 Hey, Riddler....nice to ride back with you on the truck after the soccer field landing.

Hey, hon! You are totally awesome, but don't forget to take care of yourself, k? Wonderful article in Parachutist! Many hugs sent your way. Love ya. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Happy Birthday. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.