pleifer

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  1. yea i'm a dumb ass, i thought i was still loged on. my bad _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  2. pleifer

    martial arts

    Don't make me go wasabi on you _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  3. pleifer

    martial arts

    umm...honey? you forgot suzuki and sushi. i said i knew them, not how to spell them _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  4. pleifer

    martial arts

    yea i know karate and a few other oriental words, like nintendo, toyota, honda, ect _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  5. [Doesn't it take a long time to find everyone and round them up again so you can send the plane back up?] thats what the lasso and cattle prod is for _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  6. he he, pay backs looky what happens when i get on the computer after my gf _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  7. hell, if it runs i'd drive it who needs a windshield? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  8. pleifer

    Busted!

    i've been told that i'm lucky that i have a ass cause otherwize i'd just be a hole with no ass around it _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  9. Two guys sitting at the bar, one slams a shot of tequila then runs and jumps out of the 32 floor of the building. 5 minutes latter he comes walkin' back unto the bar. the other guy says WTF so he explains that everytime he slams a shot, and jumps out the window. He falls till about 10 feet and then slows down an land safely on his feet. so he demonstraits and same result, five minutes latter comes walkin up the stairs the other man says i gotta try this. He slams the shot of tequila and jumps out the window. ssssssplat. (he of course slams into the pavment) so the bartender looks at the man and says "you really are an ass hole when your drunk superman" . _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  10. pleifer

    Busted!

    well my wonderful gf thought i was full of crap when i told her i was a skydiver. she told me (after i took her for her first tandum) that she was thinking "yea right he might have made A jump) meanwhile i had about 30 at that time and my rig was sitting behind the seat of my pick up he he love you divingduck
  11. pleifer

    Busted!

    yea [ARCH!!] thats the way uh huh i like it uh hu _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  12. I want one its so cute my kinda bear _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  13. pleifer

    need vibes

    vibes all the way _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  14. pleifer

    Vibes needed

    Vibes all the way, they got mine . _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  15. That would make for a warm snow ball fight _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  16. Why not fly to altitude, then skydive...... is'nt that what insurance is for? . _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  17. Vallerina for parties Vallerina for corporates Vallerina for weddings what else do you do? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  18. pleifer

    Do you?

    only this one _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  19. pleifer

    High/Low

    [Were those jumps from a plane or jumps on your girlfriend?] from the plane but jumps on my gf....well..... _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  20. I say we spam the spammer _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  21. i'z working swing shift today. 3-11 but no complaints here. double time
  22. OUCH!!!! just post whoring at midnight _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  23. pleifer

    AGE!!??

    bio-age=22 sky-age= one in july _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  24. hey it all ends up in the same place. Huh? If it is not moving too fast i'll eat it and looks the same comming out _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  25. good luck, bro _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke