This appeared in an issue of Canpara. It was courtesy of "Rambling On" magazine in Australia
1. You can have six skydives a day and still want more.
2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is not as important.
3. Skydiving is much safer; no diseases and no kids.
4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are.
5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways...
6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive.
7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them.
8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough.
9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing.
10. Everyone is ugly in freefall.
11.You could actually have a whole TEAM that knows about each other.
12.Your TEAM can do a of practicing. Either individually or all together.
13.You can constantly change partners without getting a bad reputation.
14.You can always go back to your ex-partner after having jumped with several others.
15.Your partners will not think of you as "weird" if you suggest a "horny gorilla".
16.You can actually "dirt dive" the act, AND "de-brief" it afterwards.
17.You get certificates that can tell others how many times you have DONE it, and how good you are.
18.You can LOG it and people will even verify it by signing.
19.You can by a stamp that you can use to LOG the various positions that you and your patner(s) have done.
20.For a small price you can hire a professional video man so you can impress your friends and family! If you're really good, you can sell the video for others to watch and improve their own skills.
