miked10270

"These are more like Texas farm girls........" She shoots... She scores!! Whoops... Thought Airann meant the original pic.... Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

REALITY CHECK! In common with most people, my sexual preference is: YES! YES! AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE!!!! YES! YES! YES! YES!..... Then again, with 4 kids so far, perhaps I should really...YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!... Although personally I prefer to "Pot the Pink". I understand that this is because of where the pleasure receptors ar located... In women (and possibly homosexual men), the pleasure receptors are located toward the back of the brain, while in men the pleasure receptors are located further forward... and about 3 feet down (give or take 8") Mike. PS: Seen my new pic? Yep... Bought a scanner... Yes it's me... And it's AWESOME as wallpaper (then again maybe I just think so 'cos it's me!. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

HI there, Surely $20 is plenty to survive on - in my job I've met loads of winos (and not a few WHINO'S) and when you're on a "small" budget you've gotta concentrate on the 4 basic food groups... NO... Not Beer, MD Wine, Tequila and Cardboard (for the home)... Sauerkraut's always a good bet (or Coleslaw) - plenty of vitamins and keeps in the fridge for ages, bread, Margerine & cheese, for making cheese and coleslaw sandwiches, cheese on toast (perhaps even with coleslaw underneath...). Tins of Corned Beef and Tuna also survive for ever. Milk. On a personal note, thanks to a "minorl" error at the bank, coupled with what's called a "Bank Holiday" in the UK I once had the equivalent of $2 to buy food for my family for 4 days!!!!. The above is what we survived on and the spare Saurekraut came in handy for dumping on the bank counter at 0900hrs, Tuesday morning... And yes, it was a bastard to clean off the "Customer Service" counter Skydiving advice... Satire... And now even cookery and nutrition... Mike D10270. PS: Actually I just posted this to see my new pic - guess who's finally bought a scanner Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hi there, I'd just like to thank all the people who remember me from the old days... Yep, both of them I'm surprised that Jessica doesn't remember me fondly. Perhaps it's the common problem wit memory that aflicts Texans (or any grossly inbred community). Then again, even with her acutely Texan prediliction for unfeasibly large firearms I still live safely in Scotland, and she still lives in the cheap, unfashionable, northern end of Greater Mexico. Hey Moodyskydiver... Tell me Freaksister hasn't really changed... Tell me that even as we speak she is sewing a latex catsuit together in desert cammo and both her and that whip are going to the middle east to establish democracy or - even better - to take over a large dungeon. Who can forget the one, the only, PLFKing, the man who carefully selected his landing area (soft & squidgy) and then on landing caused more injuries than a Texan with an M-60 at a primary school? I suspect that he now scores perfect 'DC's on a velocity 79.... Changed days from his landings going through the tail of the Otter loading, carrying on through the hangar wall, and continuing on to provide some much needed relief from boredom among local paramedics, ambulance crews and the paediatric department of the local hospital. THen again, does he still practice accuracy by aiming for obese children in the absence of a pad? Still here, still tasteless... Mike D10270. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

OK... One for the Brits (& anyone else who can get UK C4). Did you see it? What do you think? Personally my favourites were: "Pop Quiz - Q.1: Who was the first to use mass bombing of civilians as a means of control... Was it... a) Joseph Stalin in Eastern Europe? b) Adolf Hitler against the Poles? c) Saddam Hussein against the Kurds? d) Winston Churchill against the Mesopotanians (Iraqis)? (hint... The correct answer is the alcoholic megalomaniac) Q.2: Which leader and fighter for the freedom of Kuwait did the coalition stop from going in and taking Saddam out in 1991? Was it... a) George Bush? b) Margaret Thatcher? c) Colin Powell? d) Osama Bin Laden? e) Sir Peter de Billiere? Q3: How do we know that Saddam Hussein has sufficient weapons to destroy the human population 4 times over? Is it... a) CIA intelligence? b) Russian Intelligence? c) French Intelligence? (Sorry... French Intelligence ) d) We (the British, US and Germans) sold him most of it? Q4: Who is the odd one out(and why)? Is it... a) George Bush (either)? b) Donald Rumsfeld(t)? c) Tony Blair? d) Condelisa Rice? e) Saddam Hussein f) Osama Bin Laden (hint: only one was vice president of an oil company AND had a supertanker named after her... Err.. - or him) Q5: Why are we invading Iraq? Is it... a) To maitain democracy and preserve Western values? b) To get oil reserves that US & UK oil companies are already bickering over? c) Because there are elections due in the US and in the UK? d) Because there are elections due in the US and in the UK... AND... To get oil reserves that US & UK oil companies are already bickering over? e) To kill Osama Bin Laden and thus end the war on terror? ( Hint: To get 100% just think of Homer SImpson's favourite word...) Just My $0.02... Mike Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

OK, serious post this time.... I must admit that I was puzzled at first that Saddam Hussein made a surprise #1 entry in the Christmas public enemy charts! Then again, the US elections are due next November or so... By a strange co-incidence a UK election is about due by then... The fact is that there is no vote winner like a short, cheap (in terms of casualties) war. Remember the Falklands? Prior to this "war", Margaret Thatcher and the UK Conservative Party was languishing in the polls and were expected to be ousted in the upcoming elections. The victory in the Flaklands changed all that and Thatcher stayed in power for a further 9 years, the Conservatives stayed in power until 1997 despite all the scandal and sleaze (including 2 of their more prominent members being jailed for perverting the course of justice)! The war in Afghanistan has (thus far) failed to produce the populist result of winning AND being SEEN TO WIN! Bin Laden is still loose. What the politicians need is a victory, on the principle that there is nothing like a foreign victory to take voters minds off the domestic issues. While I'm not suggesting that Saddam Hussein is someone who I'd like to look after my kids (actually he comes 3rd after Michael Jackson and Pol Pot) I suspect that Iraq is viewed as an "easy" target - weakened by the Kuwait war and 10 years of sanctions. In conclusion I suspect that our armed forces are not being used to defend our life and principles, they are being used to defend the politicians in power. Mike D10270. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Check this out... http://www.noradsanta.org/english/santa/index.html Personally I use the radar to chase the kids off to bed.... Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Err... I think I've dropped into this post by mistake. Can you just confirm that you all actually COUNT the number of flushes that your toilet cleaner lasts!!? AND your intention to sue the manufacturer because his product doesn't last for the expected number of uses!!? I suspect that the manufacturer will defend on the basis that "Anyone who counts the number of flushes that their product lasts is too anally-retentive to require their product in the first place and as such this suit is frivolous". Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hi there, I'm sitting posting and surfing with my yougest son on my lap (4 months). I pulled the picture up and we both went silent... Then we looked at each other as if to say "What you're thinking is a complete waste of them!" Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hi Cloudseeker, Your post has confused me... "Too many stupid good lookin blondes". OK, I accept that blondes have a deserved reputation - I was blonde once, but I turned 5, went to school and learned to read - it was about then that my hair went dark. Then of course there was the hair dye company who marketed their black hair dye as (and I'm not making this up) "Artificial Intelligence". I just don't see how you can have "too many" of these creatures - perhaps not "Miss Right" but hopefully "Miss RIGHT NOW"!! AS for the cost of living in Texas, while I accept that mobile homes are fairly cheap, what about the cost of the 10mm Glock ($1,000), the M-16A2 with the M203 grenade launcher for squirrel hunting, the General Electric 7.62mm mini-gun for "home defence", and of course the quad M-2 Brownings for rabbit shooting. Then there's the food for the 5 "houn'-dawgs", a second trailer to keep all this stuff in, the 3 broken down pickup trucks (surely required garden ornaments in any texas front lawn)..... Plus, of course, if you are really going to immerse yourself in the whole "Texas culture", do you have an exceptionally close relative who is willing to bear your children? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hi Frank, Sorry about that - they're "word" docs. Try these... http://www.brokennewz.com/worldnews/surrender.asp http://www.brokennewz.com/worldnews/frenchadvisors.asp Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Don't worry, the war on terror is having an effect... Iraq Quits Axis of Evil, Plans to Pursue Solo Career 12/24/2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In what is said to be a "mutually agreeable" arrangement, it was today announced that Iraq has left the Axis of Evil in favour of solo work. "There have been good times and bad times," said Saddam Hussein, "and now we feel it is the time for us to leave. And of course, we wish the Axis every success in the future." The announcement has sparked a furious row over the exact cause. "It doesn't suprise me at all; Iraq has been held back by dead weight for some time now." said a spokesman for Al-Qaeda. "I mean, how many other members of the Axis have almost got themselves invaded in the last 6 months?" But the remaining members quickly hit back. "People overstate the role Iraq had in the Axis." said one roadie, who wishes to remain anonymous. "The creativity always came from North Korea and Iran. Iraq was really just the cute one that got all the girls, but never really did much." Added North Korea's manager, "You should remember that we're the ones with the nuclear weapons programme here. I reckon that makes us pretty evil." David Lee Roth has also been vocal on the matter. "When the frontman quits," he said, "everyone always assumes that he'll go on to great things, while the band will vanish without a trace. But look what happened when I left Van Halen. You want fries with that?" Those of a more cynical nature have linked the departure to alleged arguments within the group. "There are rumours that North Korea and Iran have been jealous about the way Iraq has been getting all the weapons inspections lately," said the webmaster of dumbassconspiracytheories.com, "and that Iraq feels the others should be adopting a greater pro-evil stance. In any case, the CIA will probably kill anyone who discovers the truth." Speculation has already begun over who, if anyone, will replace Iraq. At present, Libya is the favourite at 3-1, Syria is 4-1, Liberia 11-2 and Bill Gates an outsider at 50-1. It should be noted, however, that some Microsoft executives have been spotted placing quite large bets. Regards, Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hello all, I'd just like to send season's greetings to you all, with a special mention to all my Texan friends: http://www.twistedradio.com/show/downloads/whitetrash.asp and (of course) to the French - where would we be without that great nation and it's traditions (see attached). Regards, Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Paris1.doc Paris.doc

Picked up this bit of news - couldn't resist... BUSH TWINS TURN 21; WILL FREE UP LAW ENFORCEMENT FOR WAR ON TERROR Ridge Burns Twins’ Fake I.D.s In D.C. Ceremony Barbara and Jenna Bush reached the legal drinking age of 21 today, a development which homeland security officials said would free up law enforcement resources for the ongoing war on terror. “For the last two years, our resources have been severely strained by Barbara and Jenna sneaking into T.G.I. Friday’s and other bars,” said Homeland Security Secretary nominee Tom Ridge. “The first day of their tenure as legal drinkers is a red-letter day for all of us in law enforcement,” Ridge added. In a jubilant Washington ceremony, Mr. Ridge burned the boozy twins’ fake I.D.s while representative of the department’s 22 separate agencies looked on, cheering when the fake I.D.s burst into flame. CIA Director George Tenet agreed with Mr. Ridge, adding that the Bush twins becoming legal drinkers would be a “major boon” to the war on terror. “Now that our agents won’t have to spend so much time looking for Barb and Jenna, maybe it will be possible for them to find Osama bin Laden,” Mr. Tenet said. FBI Director Robert Mueller, whose agency had often been heavily criticized in the past for not catching the Bush twins and bringing them to justice, also appeared to be breathing a sigh of relief today. “Until they turned 21, we at the FBI were living in mortal fear of Ladies’ Night,” Mr. Mueller said. “In Austin, that can mean every night of the week.” For their part, the Bush twins did not participate in the I.D.-burning ceremony, but later released a brief, incoherent statement. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

A Yugoslav Army paratrooper survived a drop from an altitude of 1,000 meters (3,300 feet) after both his parachutes malfunctioned, the Belgrade daily Glas Javnosti reported on Friday(1/11/2002). The paper said 40-year-old Dragan Curcic escaped with minor cuts and bruises after his main and spare parachutes first failed to open and then became tangled when they opened simultaneously during an exercise on Tuesday. "He went through the roof of an army building. Only God himself saved him from certain death," an eyewitness said. Curcic, a Yugoslav vice-champion with more than 3,000 jumps to his name, performed another parachute drop on Thursday, this time without problems. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

136, Visual Mathematician. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

"If you can keep your head while all around are losing theirs... You haven't a feckin' clue what's going on" "He who laughs last didn't get the joke" "Proper Preparation and Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance" Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

ME ENGLISH... YOU COLONIAL! What grade are you in when you're 13? Was it an offence (in 1974) to be taken advantage of in such a scurrilous way by an adult in a position of trust? I assume we ARE talking "home base" here? I think it's still the most fun you can have with your clothes off Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

INTELLIGENT ANSWER:(?) Move out of his way. If he changes course toward you and there is no avenue of escape then the conservative answer still looks good one or two seconds down the line. If he runs past then more analysis of the situation is needed - you may need to prepare to shoot his pursuer. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

"I fart in ze direction of your puny pickup!" Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Thank you for the contribution Mr. Putin... Once you have them cornered, then the object of the exercise is to "keep the lid" on their behaviour and basically bore them into submission, feed them the pizza with the extra valium topping and ultimately get them to court without any further bloodshed. Revenge and further maiming won't bring the dead back to life, and WILL only result in second-guessing TV commentators bleating about "excessive force". Mike D01270. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Let's not forget the positive impact a good bloody war will have on domestic unemployment figures War on Iraq &what happens in the aftermath could completely turn a stagnant economy around - remember that it's not just how much money is in an economy, it's how fast it moves from one person to another. What with the increased jobs, vacancies in the armed forces, more purchases for the arms industries and the resultant increase in average wealth as the western governments push money ever faster through the economy to finance the war, the re-election could be assured. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Who was it said: "War is nothing more than armed robbery writ large" They've got it, we want it, and let's face it, there's nothing like a successful war to guarantee re-election. Mike D10270. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I was never young, I was born old my brother... Do not... DO NOT(!!!!) accuse me of being related to you!!!!!!! We may have shared the occasional pilot, perhaps a leg of lamb once or twice, but... but... I mean, all I did was suggest that you may have been a Conservative once, it's not like I accused you of being an admirer of Tony Blair. And I'd rather chew off my hand than be classed as Conservative. Either with or without the capital C.... Err.... Which hand? Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Now come on NacMac.... I heard you used to be a Young Conservative. Maggie was one of those great British leaders who could be relied onto rise to a crisis and overcome it. Of course, once the crisis had passed, she should have been immediately locked in a soundproof safe and fed by remote control. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.