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I have it from a reliable source that he'll be in Dublin I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I don't know about all of them, but I reconized a bunch as real songs TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure. 23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. 21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even. 20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. 19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. 18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You. 13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You. 12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now. 11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head). 10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You. 9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him. 8. Please Bypass This Heart. 7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. 6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat. 5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. 4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles. 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer. And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is... 1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Woodchuck Pie!!!! Sounds yummy I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I never finished the math I have a history of that I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

RevJim actually gave me his home address. What was that boy thinking? Who wants to help me plan the ultimate "Get Jim kicked out of his hometown" party? We'll have to get Thanatos340 to line up the live entertainment. Who wants to be in charge of booze and music

Thanks, this is just what I wanna be known for I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Sorry, I was too busy calculating how many woodchucks will fit in a AN-2 I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Damn, you play harsh-I'll settle for you letting me buy you a beer next year I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Wow, guess who got "My Big Book of Puns" for his birthday I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

People....Jesus. Now that the introductions have been made, can we get on with the free wine thing? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Very interesting question, but it still doesn't make up for the fact that your thread title has gotten that "How much wood could a woodchuck" rhyme stuck in my head now I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Old is 10 years older than whatever I am-right now, old is 50 The secondary definition is old = Airtwardo

I just knowed that we'ud bring you'uns round fore too long. Shoot, we'll have ya'll sqealin like a pig quiker'n spit Maw, where'd you set that jar down at? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Newport Beach-The Arches Memphis-Folks Folly Greenville, SC-The Peddlar I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I was going to respond to this earlier but I didn't get around to it. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Folding Money I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

If she swallows, keep her I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Dude, keep everything as short a possible and get off of your feet. You can review your notes and make the important decisions later. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Me, a can of gasoline, an open flame-fill in the blanks I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

That's just screwed up-I'd go in to serious performance anxiety I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I got carded at a convenience store a while back, I was so thrilled that I kissed the cashier......I think that it really screwed the dude up, too

Great choice. That's the book i most often give as a gift to teenagers I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I grabbed james McMurtry's "Childish Things" this weekend along with some Steve Earle "Shut up and Die Like an Aviator" and Kasey Chambers "Barricades and Brick Walls" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

So, JT, how does a thread about you instantly turn into a 40 year-old virgin discussion- At least all I was giving you hell about was your age

Short for Birth Control Glasses, meaning that no one could get laid wearing a pair of them I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried