2fat2fly

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  1. I'm so happy I could just kiss myself I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. I've been saying "Oh one, Oh two" and so on. I'll probably just say "ten" "eleven" "twelve" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. And then Bobby's gene-splicing science project went horribly wrong I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. Funny enough, I emailed the blood center this morning to find out when I can give again. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. Except for the problem of having my boot up your birth canal....you were supposed to let me know when the next first jump class was, dammit. Have you dropped off the face of the earth again? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. AN-2 I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. It must have serious stealth capabilities
  8. Dammit-I'm putting myself back on the list I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. in case of water landing, vest can be inflated manually by placing your mouth over the nipple attached to each chamber.... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. Are you sure that this love swing is securely anchored? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. Fred Astair don't got shit on me I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. In the first one, the person on the right looks like a Boy George tribute singer. The keyboardist in the second is wearing a jacket that he probably pulled out of popsjumper's closet from back in the day. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. Ain't aural sex the greatest I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. The wife has gone to the beach with some coworkers and I'm playing bachelor for the weekend. I'm home, planning on ordering a pizza and reading. Am I pathetic or what? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. Hey, dumbass! Enough with the water. This bowl will hold beer too, you know. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. I wish I could quit you, Bolas I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. Oh God......that joke's as old as you are. It can't be as old as 'twardo-it's in english I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. If you're going to be in Columbia, jaunt down to Medellin just to look at the women (Wow). I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. Oh, shit-I've been banned I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. I swear officer, it was just 2 beers I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. I'm impressed with how well you type with both arms broken.
  22. Can you help me? I can't find my pimp. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Do you mean to say that you are the only person in the world that didn't know that you were older than effing dirt? You probably have clothes that have come back in style three times I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. I feel for you-I would hate to know how much I spent replacing things that were thrown away during our 5S I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. And I've been telling everyone that the only difference between being in Alabama and being in a coma is that there's usually brain activity in a coma I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried