2fat2fly

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  1. How are you supposed to poop and pedal at the same time? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. One thread, started in a moment of aggrevation, will haunt me for days I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. Yes, private also-it's fun to stand on the other side of the fence ans arc the stream in. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. Unalphabatizing.....cutting on Spence Wow, Bolas has on his big girl panties today. Is there going to be pretty much a full day Friday or should I show up well after lunch? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. Some days I do, some days I don't I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. I thought that they were pointing out flaws in accepted study proceedures. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. I'm impressed I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. I recommend several strong drinks as therapy for that. as a matter of fact, i think I'll have several strong drinks in support. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. If you had a penis, you could properly counterbalance and you wouldn't suck at skeeball I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. two great things that go great together-double your pleasure, double your fun. I mean, it's not like having a simultaneous cold beer and blowjob good, but good in it's own way I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. I arrived in Memphis today to learn that the venreated local landmark, The Purple Church (also know as P-squared or Platinum Plus) is no longer in business. It appears that they had a problem with cats on bicycles. A moment od silence, please for all of those single, working mothers that I helped put through college I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. It may be different if I actually got to jump regularly, but yesterday the wiffo said "When will you get back in the air? You're too tense" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. You'd be this happy too if you could breathe out your ass I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. "Roll another one, just like the other one" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. Cut him some slack-he probably sees it everytime it's posted but at his age, he's not going to remember. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. Wow, for some reason I don't miss drugs as bad as I used to I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. I haven't gone blind, but look! My right arm is larger than my left. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. I've just talked to a customer of mine on the airport-debris around but not bad, no aircraft damaged. But that's just the airport area, things got hammered elsewhere I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. Prehistoric art recently discovered on cave wall in Georgia I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. I ran naked with a homeless guy because I had to and it was fun
  21. Damn, we're never gonna get that 'open accordian' like this I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. So that's why you were late for dinner. No, I'm never gonna forget that I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Did she put a brick in it and set it to permanant spin cycle? Sorry that you're having trouble, darlin' I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. Not long ago my wife and I were talking about how I used to be a lot rougher around the edges but now she gives me a hard time when the redneck shows through. Me "But you fell in love with a redneck" Her "I fell in love with the man that I knew I could make you" sounds dry now, but it was funny as hell at the time I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. Lesson, young grasshopper. The sentence stops there. It doesn't matter what you or anyone else likes. GF likes short, short it is.