2fat2fly

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  1. Damn, you mean I've been sending you that monthly check for nothing!! Wait 'til my lawyer sees this
  2. OK, any more real, helpful, intelligent advice and we're gonna kick you out of Bonfire, young lady!
  3. So....you've done four guys at once?? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. I thought that a pop-tart is Christina Aguilera and that, my friend, could be a food group I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. You have just achieved a whole new level of respect from me. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. This is my "I'm not wearing underwear" smile I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. http://www.killsometime.com/animations/animation.asp?ID=81 I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. Bolas and Psychobob get readt to rumble I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. have you found your next halloween costume I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. 2fat2fly

    Grrrrr....

    I just renewed and was thinking about how fast I put that first one on my truck I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. I am so not taking that one anywhere I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. I wanted to answer this fully but there's a black helicopter hovering outside my office and I gotta go I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. 2fat2fly

    Grrrrr....

    It's a pain, but as long as you've got your card-you're good. Congrats for getting there-with or without the pretty window decal and Hertz discount I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. Dude, with your roomate maybe you shouldn't be so picky about what you put in your mouth-making a happy home and all that
  15. So, you're just sick today, not stupid
  16. Now it's "Did any of them used to be jumpers?" cuz there's no way they could show face at a DZ again I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. See, and I butter the hell out of the outside of the sandwich but put Duke's mayo on the inside. And I use only bread and cheese if I toast instead of grill adn it can only be served with cream of tomato soup I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. And she sent a thank you note-a really sweet, well raised child. Your husband must be a great parent
  19. There's something else that none of my exes could understand And I'm scared to say it to my wife
  20. Maybe it was the reaction to her poking his eye out with that thing
  21. Yeah, I really need to mold young minds and influence the future I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. Anything that stops a woman from unbuttoning her pants is a bad idea
  23. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. I swear it's industrial haze I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. It could be worse, they could think that you're a skydiver I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried