2fat2fly

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  1. 2fat2fly

    Still Drunk

    I could lose weight-you'll only get older I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. 2fat2fly

    Still Drunk

    8 am local-no idea how I got back to the hotel this morning-I might bleed to death if I keep my eyes open too long. It must have been a fun night
  3. 2fat2fly

    Weird e-mail

    Just for a second-I've got to go to the lobby and start proffesional drinking now I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. 2fat2fly

    Weird e-mail

    It probably has something to do with the Geritol that you spilled on the keyboard I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. 2fat2fly

    Weird e-mail

    I've never heard that one-maybe it's a version of "If the good Lord's willin' and the creek don't rise" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. And the very next night i was in bed with your wife--I'm such a whore
  7. If I don't spiral down in a hurry, i might miss the AARP Early Bird Special IHOP I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. Wow dude, that's almost as good as that stuff you wrote for the Book of Psalms I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. Dublin's right around the corner. Hmmmmmmm I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. Yep, cuz the ass that causes me the most pain is in Texas I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. Cool, i wouldn't mind having that and doing a retro jump...It'd be kinda like jumping with you, Twardo I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. He can't deny that he told me not to tell anyone that we had sweaty mansex. The sales guy in me sometimes has to formulate a technically true statement that leads to the wrong conclusions-it's like a disease I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. You're more likely to get Psychobob in a leather teddy and knee high fuck me boots.
  14. You're runnin' skeered-you know as soon as he sees these DD moobs, you're history
  15. I don't think that ya'll appreciate the incredible accuracy involved in being able to avoid an entire pennisula and targeting one lone palm tree
  16. No profile, one post-yep this is ignorable I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. I wash my hair in bong water I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. Bolas make a great travel partner on a road trip. Other that the advantages of having UberDork along, it was the most fun I've had on a long drive that didn't involve roadhead. Plus, you've got to have special respect for anyone that eats a burger with hot peppers, bbq sauce, and peanut butter. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. Somebody post pics...I won't be able to get to mine until i get home in a week or so I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. But now that you've been to prison.......... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. Is that what you're gonna loan me when we jump Duggy?
  22. A comedy about evolutionary throwbacks in Georgia...That is a reality show
  23. my ex wife is a Leo...a blonde, a brunette, a video camera and 4 gallons of lard...I see nothing but possibilities I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. I'm in a field, I have my privacy tarp over my shoulder...now bring on those farm animals I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried