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I'd already told her "In your yard it's a pet, in my yard it's a target. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Ro-o-o-oll another one, just like the other one I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I had a neighbor tell me that I HAD to stop my dogs from barking at night so I went out the next night, ran the cat that the dogs were barking at off of my car, shot it and solved the problem-She wasn't any happier about that (I had already explained what my girls were barking at but she didn't want to keep her cat up) My wife was pissed I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Why cover perfection? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I made it! I jumped in to Speaker's Corner, made an actual post, and got out alive. I'm so proud of myself. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Just because you can get away with putting dowm Geritol, Depends, and Grecuian Formula is no reason to crank on me....and you'd be amazed at my yeary KK expenditures I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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My guess is that assault is a quick and easily indictable charge they used to hold him while the attempted murder case is built-this may have already been answered, if so-I apologize I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Gee, should I take offense I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Bong and Big Bone Lick are on my drive from SC to Oshkosh every year. Bong is an incomplete military airfield if I'm not mistaken. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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But never again will you be afforded the chance to see that many tube tops and that much big hair all in one day. Count your blessings
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Are we allowed to bring Heineken for the host and the Beast for Hippie? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Out of the bikes that I've owned, the Shadow that I had in high school was as fun as any, and a prominant player in my favorite "shane is stupid" story. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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How to address someone who has created an unsafe situation.
2fat2fly replied to DAVE619's topic in The Bonfire
I don't know you from Adam's housecat, but reading the advice that you give-I expect that you "being the bad guy" is firm correction, not verbal abuse. You probably don't spend 30 minutes yelling at someone and calling them stupid before you get in to the thing that they did and why it was wrong. I would picture you as more of a "That was dumb, this is why". I might be wrong. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
Somebody help me come up with a good STD joke
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Really, I was with a customer and oddly enough, I wasn't drinking...The amount is the problem. They don't like to see "strip club" on the report so I normally just tuck it in under conference or something. The amount precludes that- I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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You wouldn't like it-you go to stange cities alone and people go all the way to Arizona to avoid meeting you for dinner I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Entertainment. It's the cost of doing business. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I need to hide about $2700 in titty bar charges in my expense report. We pay for that..and then again, we don't if you follow. My normal 5-600 isn't that hard to hide in dinners and drinks but a couple of grand hmmmmm. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Yeah, there should really be a safety harness on this ride I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Jam Sandwich-take two slices of bread and jam them together. Also good toasted (either the sandwich or you) I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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This is how I roll I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Do you have to go to Ritain to claim the Ritish lottery winnings? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Nothing is quite so amazing or so frightening as Hippie on a roll I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack up baby, I'll show ewe god I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Yeah, a real cherry ride with a candy apple paint job. That would be fir-out I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried